Rose

a green child of woolpit ☆
origin id: radroschka

[Rose @corvidaae]

In the movie Invisible Man, they had a guy in a green suit do all the things the invisible man was supposed to do, and they edited him out. It's cool, but I think they should have just hired @JohnCena for the role. No editing required.

[Rose @corvidaae]

I am moving to bluesky and my username is tornerosa

[Rose @corvidaae]

It snowed two weeks ago and now the temperatures are back up to the 80s... make it make sense

[Rose @corvidaae]

My husband is in the other room singing songs from my childhood to our daughter and life is so amazing

[Rose @corvidaae]

Taylor hasn't released Reputation TV or Taylor Swift TV because she's been too busy to write the "vault songs" for them

[Rose @corvidaae]

Casually mentioned wanting French toast and my husband ran to the store and got all the supplies and came home and made it, despite having never made it before. Love is stored in the French toast

[Rose @corvidaae]

Uhh.... you good?

[Rose @corvidaae]

Just finished Dark Places by Gillian Flynn. It was great but now I am out of Gillian Flynn books to read

[Rose @corvidaae]

My daughter is a sweet adorable perfect little baby angel who can do no wrong UNLESS☝️you aren't feeding her her chicken n dumplings fast enough

[Rose @corvidaae]

RIP Jimmy Carter 💔💔💔

[Rose @corvidaae]

Worst season of the year to hate marshmallows

[Rose @corvidaae]

@EA I can't get the EA App because my MacBook won't update @Apple fuck this

[Rose @corvidaae]

Put me shirt on backwards. Laughed at myself and fixed it. Then proceeded to put me pants on backwards

[Rose @corvidaae]

Can't believe i have to work tomorrow...... cruel and unusual

[Rose @corvidaae]

Me while watching The Penguin: "come on Mr Krabs kill this fool"

[Rose @corvidaae]

I just saw a hoax on Instagram claiming Dolly Parton was dead and I immediately knew it couldn't be true because if she does eventually pass away the entire nation will go into mourning for at least a week

[Rose @corvidaae]

Dropping my daughter off at daycare after a 3 day weekend feels like taking my heart out of my chest and leaving it somewhere

[Rose @corvidaae]

My baby daughter: [does anything]

Me: LOOK AT HER GO!!!

[Rose @corvidaae]

I had a dream they added spiral staircases to the Sims 4 lol

[Rose @corvidaae]

My husband went to an appointment and all the doctors and stuff were dressed like Harry Potter characters, he got X-rayed by McGonagall 🧙‍♀️