Michelle Ward

PhD student studying animal behavior, dog trainer, archer, fly fisher, birder, violist, bird bander, and succulent enthusiast/hoarder.

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

I can’t believe I have to carry this malfunctioning meat vessel around until the universe is merciful enough to let me die

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

Have you ever had a bad day, and you’re just feelin bad, then you find one of your plants has the teensiest little bloom and you’re just like 🥲

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

@Kyle_From_Ohio I feel you. Lonely times.

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

If I go to hell, it’s going to be me sitting on Zoom for eternity trying to make jokes at 20 black muted boxes.

#phdlife #AcademicChatter #teachinginapandemic #zoom

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

I can’t tell if my skin has improved from no makeup in isolation or I’ve just gotten used to looking like shit

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

@HotHerps @SammyG0819 @Dyck_ologist OH I KNOW

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

Was there ever really a need for paper weights? Did people just have super windy offices back in the day? WHY DO THEY EXIST

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

So Ive been patiently waiting for my boy @elonmusk to come out w/ a sustainable truck, when suddenly...
I mean cool but how is anyone other than Star Fox supposed roll up in this w/o looking like a douchecanoe? Like I’m having a hard time picturing this in the Wendys drive-thru🤷‍♀️

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

@Kyle_From_Ohio Thanks I hate it

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

Pet store bird toys blow my mind like "heres a bunch of garbage tied to a string that will be 45 dollars thanks have a terrible day."

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

So some guy just drove by me singing along loudly and badly to the radio and it honestly made my day a little brighter. Rock on dude.

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

If anyone wondered what going to #gradschool is like.... #phdlife

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

Show me your plant collections.
(Please) https://t.co/7qtIMP63Gu

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

@Kyle_From_Ohio I want that banner.

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

Meet (one of) the newest additions to the crew, a gorgeous female Pueblan milk snake. Name suggestions? #snakes #color #thosestripestho #shewokeuplikethis #iminlove

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

Come at me

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

@Kyle_From_Ohio Im trying! Hahaha

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

Critically endangered American Burying Beetle sporting its Halloween colors...how does temperature influence their reproductive behavior and breeding success? Stay tuned to find out #conservation #endangeredspecies #beetles #socute #climatechageisspooky

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

When plants are wounded, they send out warning signals that spread to other leaves https://t.co/yRTS1CEQCs

[Michelle Ward @corvidae282]

Wow, its been a while, twitter. Here is the best boi on Mt. Major. #NewHampshire #optoutside #CatteDog #mutt #Summit #lookatthoseviews