molly

those slugs know they can’t catch me

[molly @corvidfan96]

Really enjoyed this

[molly @corvidfan96]

lemsip coffee lucozade back to bed

[molly @corvidfan96]

I went to sleep with my earbud in and I can’t find it I think I absorbed it into my brain

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

ARREST NIGEL FARAGE IMMEDIATELY FOR PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE

[molly @corvidfan96]

Tuchel on the sidelines

[CIÇA @cecirajada]

ser uma mulher engraçada é esquisito pq as vezes faço um homem rir tanto que dá pra ver o semblante dele percebendo que mulheres são gente

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Nigel Farage

[molly @corvidfan96]

LOSIN WEIGHT IS NOT MORAL GOOD EAT MEALS EAT MEAL

[lo♀ @radphlegm]

Not a single lie told

[molly @corvidfan96]

The Doctor after I make him take me to watch The Fall in 1983: yeah this is interesting but are you absolutely certain this guy is an alien threat
Me: just look at him

[molly @corvidfan96]

🤞 suicide announcement 🤞

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage says he will make a statement about his “future in public life” at 2PM

[molly @corvidfan96]

Regarding that maniac’s essay

[molly @corvidfan96]

first draft 14 lines absolute freebie

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Elizabeth Bennet to Fitzwilliam Darcy:

[molly @corvidfan96]

The Fall are good because they sound like PMDD

[molly @corvidfan96]

every day I think ‘I am so tired’ and then I think ‘how tired would I be if I had a child?’ and then I quickly snap into an Attitude of Gratitude

[molly @corvidfan96]

beware the uncreative critic. beware the hater who doesn’t have the cahonies to also be a creator.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Who will win the World Cup?
A child who believes in a peaceful world.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[molly @corvidfan96]

Alanis Morissette in the drafting stage: I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other one…is in my other pocket

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb