certified magpie (balls)

totk owns my balls // i love my partner so much ❤️ // im 21, follow at ur own risk

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

fuck inflation start supporting local markets instead of chain grocery stores

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

u ever wake up not feeling well and stressed out n just smoke in the car thinkin bout shit

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

bitches love the doggy confidence

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

my bong got bejeweled today. michaels pop off with the stick-on rhinestones

[pinkshift @pinkshiftmd]

i’m saying

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

moonshine and weed go great together if ur from the south

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

in my “relistening to artists i used to be obsessed with and getting obsessed again” era

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

“i’m never gonna vote again” so ur gonna let it get worse? ur gonna let the old fucks stay? that mindset is how we die

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

any other stoners view smoking and the process of rolling up or packing a bowl as a ritual or meditation… im out here lighting incense before i smoke to set intentions

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

imagine smoking weed here

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

u ever get so high u pick up a book after months

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

@aintnosailor ALSO valid

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

im not a rick and morty stoner im a scooby doo stoner

[dunybogy :3 @bunydogyy]

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[ᴄᴏʏᴏᴛᴇᄅ 🎶 @YLKujo]

they ask me what I’m doing at the function

[tiger • @cursedluver]

I WILL NEVER BE CIS

[certified magpie (balls) @corvidhabits]

@Fleetwood_Fox *throws my money at u for puppy fursuit*