corwyn

Writer. Rockstar. Babe Magnet.

[corwyn @corwyn]

@theshadowsfx "Guillermo's Hot Vamp Summer" New band name! I called it ;)

https://t.co/m9mT3sEYii

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

My favorite New Year's resolution was to stop trying to reason with unreasonable people. This has reduced both my correspondence and my blood pressure.

[corwyn @corwyn]

@profontheright Oh no! Less opportunities to brainwash impressionable people with made up stories that they then use to justify bigotry and hatred. Truly a tragedy

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

He knows this because your pattern-of-life can be inferred by looking at records of your phone's basic internet activity—called "metadata." This is the core of modern mass surveillance.

He should be in jail.

[Metal Injection @metalinjection]

Typo Negative, the Type O Negative cover band that gets all the lyrics wrong.

[corwyn @corwyn]

@libsoftiktok If they can name the last punk show they went to, cool. I won't have my children taught by poseurs

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

That awkward moment when you get caught staring longingly at a load of trees that look like cocks.

[StoryHack Action & Adventure @StoryHackMag]

I'm just going to need to accept the fact that some people don't like fun stories.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

He's not wrong.

[corwyn @corwyn]

Similarly, I've never given a shit about what Elon Musk does or doesn't do. His actions and existence have no affect on my life whatsoever.

And I don't understand people who are obsessed with him.

[corwyn @corwyn]

I know this sounds like some sort of weird flex, but all the silly brouhaha lately has made me realize I've never cared about Twitter enough to care about Twitter.

And I find it odd that there are those who do.

[corwyn @corwyn]

@MGMartin2012 @YoDanno I find the phrase "publish your own homebrew" to be the crux here. How are WoTC defining that?

[Nate Piekos of Blambot @blambot]

You want to really blow up the Internet? Get everyone to go back to MySpace.

[corwyn @corwyn]

@MGMartin2012 No such thing as sanity anymore. Only opposing versions of insanity

[corwyn @corwyn]

@MGMartin2012 @richcoastrican Team America ;)

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.

[corwyn @corwyn]

I wish @elonmusk had brought back MySpace instead...