Fuck you @realDonaldTrump my phone is a @Huawei and I ordered it from the UK... Better than @iPhone_News better than @Windows a massive 48 mp camera and only ONE FUCKIN LENSE. 100 PERCENT BATTERY LASTS ME 3 DAYS!
@jackblack my name is Cory and I am willing to journey far and wide to find the secret of my art. My voice be gold I just need a teacher in the ancient ways of rock. WHAT SAY YOU!
@elonmusk I'm never going to afford my own future car...is there any way I could have one and promote the crap out of it in front of the cannabis shop I work at?
@elonmusk hey I wasn't kidding man if you give me a car I'll promote the hell out of it... I know I'll probably never afford one in my life time so it would be a life changer if I had a the car I dreamt of growing up
@elonmusk Hey @elonmusk Can I have one of your new trucks I don't think I will ever be able to afford something that cool in my life time but I'll drive the shit out of it and show it off to the world for you
Hey @elonmusk I know this is probably a 1 in a billion shot but can I have one of your new trucks? Like imagine how that would look like you just gave one to someone who will never be able to afford something like that
FOXNEWS CAN BURN IN HELL thanks for brainwashing someone I care about in to thinking that all our countries problems are fucking linked to Mexico and is praising the biggest dipshit manchild that's ever been in office
@VancityReynolds I hear you are making a home alone stoner movie. I work on a weed farm and was born on @tommychong birthday...we need to get together and talk stoner to stoner about this movie