Cory Turtle

Big lines, big times.

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

Ever think about Girl Scout Cookies?

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

Morgan Wallen stole Cody Wolfe’s sound.
#period

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@CodyWolfeMusic Brotha - this just how it be, always been this way, always will. Morgan Wallen ain’t a song writer, he ain’t even like country music…he just be a pawn for the Nashville elite & their silly games. They literally farm raise these clowns in pizza shop basements. #checkthelaptop

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@CodyWolfeMusic @Twitter @KoeWetzel Go to @Applebees and get their bone in wing and their boneless wings, and if those boneless wings ain’t the best thing since your mamas Sunday ham, the I’ll be damned.

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

Hey Dorsey - @Twitter is “Better Without You”
Hey #Inflation - America was “Better Without You”
Hey #VoterRights - Georgia is “Better Without You”
Hey @KoeWetzel - country music is “Better Without You
Hey Bones! - chicken wings are “Better Without You”

@CodyWolfeMusic

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@Stofsayer @dubwan @TomiLahren My mustache is my liberty and no lib is gonna cover up my bushy freedom singing tickler so they can trade our children to the Chinese for FIFA sex traffickers who then go and shoot up Christian malls in the heartland of America.

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@z93015667 @marciebp @KariLake 1,000 is pretty good. Keep tweeting my brother! See if you can get 2k next! Then after that, you’ll be ready to run for public office yourself

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

Where do I start…first and foremost, you’re allowing high profile celebrities like @codywolfemusic to block hard working song writers like myself from gaining access to industry news & information. #StopTheBlock #LetCoryTweet

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Complaint hotline operator online! Please mention your complaints below.

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@TomiLahren Make Florida more like @Applebees

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@StraitVols @SlichardRoven Just had a bone-in wing smothered in blue cheese, and it reminded me of sucking on my ex wife’s sweaty toes. #nothankyou

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@TomiLahren Agreed! It’s so easy using my fake ID to vote. They barley check.

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

Thank god! I hate impersonators.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@Frankievols @BigOrangeCox @BigBDance @StraitVols @CodyWolfeFan2 Only the greats get blocked by Cody.

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@NickSwagyPYoung Pretty sure the media is paying for the NBA

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

So I can finally get my blue check mark, or what?

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@wingstop Sup

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@ksorbs Don’t forget about the emails…THE EMAILS!!!!!

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

Went to my first soccer match

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

@mrbenwexler Mrs. President?

[Cory Turtle @cory_turtle]

Anyone else excited for a new @LeoDiCaprio movie!?

#LeonardoDiCaprio #LeoBaby #25orBust #Crypto #YungLeo