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unidentified fat object

[ufo @coryblaze]

I had to swallow this pill.

[ufo @coryblaze]

One day I won’t be here for you to ignore

[ufo @coryblaze]

Fuck all this

[ufo @coryblaze]

The “enhanced Roseanne” on @COZITV sucks. It’s just zoomed in and looks horrible. Air it in 4:3 SD as it was filmed. Don’t reinvent the wheel Cozi. #cozitv

[ufo @coryblaze]

This is @DevinBook team! Period! Tired of the media putting another player up front. It’s Book or no one. PhxSuns belong to DBook! @Suns #dbook

[ufo @coryblaze]

So @UberEats drivers can deny picking up your order if there is no tip. So we’re forced to tip even if we get horrible service? Nice. Where can I download @DoorDash

[ufo @coryblaze]

It should be me.

[ufo @coryblaze]

Evil seems to win, why try good - good always come in last, evil gets promoted. Where’s God America?

[ufo @coryblaze]

Gotta get him out of my head. I’m not that lucky nor do I deserve someone like him.

[ufo @coryblaze]

By time you react or find these… it will be too late and you’ll be stuck with a bucket of “I should have known’s”.

[ufo @coryblaze]

I’m getting to the point it’s not even worth the tears

[ufo @coryblaze]

I know the answer ain’t no, but I’m not sure the answer is yes

[ufo @coryblaze]

It SHOULD be me!

[ufo @coryblaze]

Do it mf #kissme

[ufo @coryblaze]

I’m 200lbs heavier and 200 years older, what the fuck was I thinking.

[ufo @coryblaze]

My love language is touch. I will always want to physically touch you or be touch in anyway.

[ufo @coryblaze]

Everything in me wants my bed occupied times two

[ufo @coryblaze]

Got to get him out my head. It would take an act of the most high for my thoughts to b come reality. There’s 20 years between us and 100lbs of separation. I should be so lucky. 😞

[ufo @coryblaze]

Can’t get him out of my head. He’s squatting in my head rent free ��‍💫🫨

[ufo @coryblaze]

No one that I’ve ever wanted has ever made the first move on me

[ufo @coryblaze]

Someone please calm @JoyVBehar on @TheView Damn! She talks over folks, interrupts GUESTS, never lets a question get asked or answered mostly. It’s called a talk path Joy. A mentor once taught me “listen to talk, talk to listen”. 🤦‍♂️ #TheView