Cory Burr

don't know what I'm looking for, but I'm sure I'll recognize it when I see it

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights]

2022 FEB 11 • #HFRandomizer
Seattle Kraken • Jamie Oleksiak 🆚
Nicolas Deslauriers • Anaheim Ducks • #NHL
https://t.co/Hb3zxSJFgN

[D J @TxForever]

The NHL had to delete this post cause people were runnin to his wife’s Instagram to bitch bout team USA talking to Trump.. but Strome is Canadian lol.

Hockey isn’t for everyone. #ShrinkTheGame and get these losers out.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

"He's probably out cheating on me"
Me:

[Greg Brady @gregbradyx]

I feel like it’s still an undersold news & cultural story that the federal Liberals have had warning sign after warning sign after warning sign this WOULD happen, & not for a second have they hesitated or deferred or scrapped it.

Every police organization in a geographically massive national has told PM Carney & his Cabinet to go pound sand. Like….tremendously unprecedented.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

do u wanna be a big dog or not

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

A wise man once told me you should pay attention to firearms policy because it's where governments test what they can get away with. Here's the public safety minister posting a picture of a firearm that's been illegal since the 1970s, and lying that he's getting it off the street

[Michael Thomlinson @miket136]

Do not participate. Do not register.

If we approach the end of the amnesty in October with nothing turned-in the government will be forced to abandon this asinine idea.

They can’t criminalize hundreds of thousands of citizens overnight.

Hold the line. Keep your property.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Philip Rivers heading back into retirement after extending his family’s health benefits another 5 years

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Why didn’t I, Robot show this type of danger?

[will defries @willdefries]

imagine getting off your snowmobile and hearing bob seger playing as you walk into the bar

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kenya’s David Munya started playing darts THREE YEARS AGO

Today he pulls off a massive upset at the World Championships

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Police show up at a man's home after he posted on Facebook that he was going to k*ll himself after the Philadelphia Eagles lost last week.

Officer: "Someone called in reference to your Facebook post..."

Jake Beckman: "I'm fine. The Eagles lost."

Officer: "You don't plan on hurting yourself?"

Beckman: "No. Jalen Hurts turned the ball over six times, man."

Video: @JakeLBeckman

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kyle Pitts finally realizing he’s bigger and faster than everybody else

[Dean @ideanoc17]

this is what you get when you invest in fucking nuclear

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The Trouba train has entered the station either get on or get bent

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

According to my sources this Jack Hughes & Tate Mcrae story has legs. People are asking why target Jack. I don’t know the answer to that yet but I’m going full blown journalist on this. I’ll report back next podcast with any updated information. All I know is rooting for the United States in Ice Hockey is considered TREASON in Canada. With big penalties especially in Olympic competition. Just go read our Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. This could be the story of the Olympics if this continues. 🇨🇦