Cory

still figuring myself out

[Cory @corydpaul]

@JacobsmeyerAJ The only thing I remember about oregon trail is dysentery

[Cory @corydpaul]

If we could please come up with a non annoying eco friendly straw that would be great. #ecofriendly #straws #paperstraws

[Cory @corydpaul]

@jordanhanks @EliMcCann There were moments of brilliance but I felt like survivor was trying a bit too hard 😶

[Cory @corydpaul]

@EliMcCann I thought it was dolly 🥺

[Cory @corydpaul]

Is it weird that my gut reaction to hearing about people's passing is to ask how they died? Like all the details? #nurseproblems

[Cory @corydpaul]

Go cougs #SicEm

[Cory @corydpaul]

So @TSA are we ever gonna be able to bring more than 3 oz through security? My water bottle was thrown away because it had 50 mL of fluid. I was not allowed to drink it (had to leave the airport to empty it) and it all just seems a bit silly to me. #tsa #travel #travelban

[Cory @corydpaul]

@JacobsmeyerAJ I can't wait to see respect!

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Drunk driving kills 20K Americans a year. Imagine saying “Driving drunk is my personal choice. Wear a seatbelt & drive sober if you’re so worried.”

Personal choices that have public consequences are public health issues. COVID killed 400K last year & 620K so far. Get vaccinated.

[Cory @corydpaul]

@yokizzi @koloradokiana Clout in the clouds

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With loose gun control laws, how on earth did America not medal in pistol or rifle shooting?! #olympics #America #Archery #rifleshooting #pistolshooting

[Cory @corydpaul]

@EliMcCann Do you still have this masterpiece?!

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@JacobsmeyerAJ What is his @?

[Cory @corydpaul]

Left @Topgolf after playing horribly (like I usually do) and my mom said "it's been a rough day." #Golf #puns #igotitfrommymomma #blessed

[Cory @corydpaul]

@Jared_VanL What about peppa's mum?

[Cory @corydpaul]

@Whataburger I have a beef with you (no, this is not about hamburger). Why are there no more Dr. Pepper shakes? I am shaking right now (yes, another pun, but yes, I am serious). Please, for me, bring it back. I will take my business elsewhere #whataburger #drpepper #addiction

[Cory @corydpaul]

@EliMcCann The ultimate form of passive income.

[Cory @corydpaul]

@KenJennings I see his face washed off...

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@Venmo @corydpaul venmo 🙃 always making splitting a check easy