Cory Loudon

Contract writer for GCS, PSB and others. Ask me about my product descriptions.

Former Men's Fashion Writer for Security LLC
Musician

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@jurneesmollett @AppleTV Emptying 3 clips then dog walking Dave afterwards was prime Michelle.

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"I'm Letitia FUCKING Lewis"

will always be one of my favorite lines ever! Rewatching Lovecraft Country after falling in love with the new show Smoke.

@jurneesmollett

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Beer Gear and other Breweriana

https://t.co/8Uo4J4QnbG

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@YahooFantasy why even have a helpline if you not gonna help? Commish in my league cheated all damn year, but because its not a "public" league y'all wont do anything? maybe i gotta switch to ESPN/CBS

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I can’t wait for my book to come out bc you do not need a $500 machine to make edibles. It’s easy, and it doesn’t take long.

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Big fan of the @WNBA . HOWEVER. Can we do something about the sound that rim makes when its a hard brick? We gotta autotune that or something.

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Ask me how @FanDuel and @FDSportsbook and @FanDuel_Support are stealing from their customers and lying in their chats.

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@DanaiGurira is one of the best writers on the planet. That episode of #TheOnesWhoLive was so eloquently and beautifully written, Im in awe. She illustrated the love, pain, happiness, and despair of an entire relationship in less than an hour. Michonne and Rick forever.

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https://t.co/jFDHutdi8F

hey friends, starting a TikTok. Share away please.

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@BobbytheBearded Shawn Morley. Yeah, he's come out the past few years saying some horrible shit.

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@VanessaMarigold What in the what? A general rule of thumb, if one of your "ingredients" has the word "infection" in it, you should pump the brakes.

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@MileyCyrus @BritishVogue @Edward_Enninful Congrats on your Grammy!!! The speech and performance were amazing! Only you could turn a heartbreaking situation into such a triumph. xoxo

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@KaylaBraxtonWWE His mom's basement is cleaner than I wouldve thought. Serious little man complex, small dick energy in this dude.

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@sheologian ANYTHING Sage is a good pick. Escape Artist would be on my short list of favorites.

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@Wesley_Copeland There should be an "ALF" game where he just chases that cat around the house and each level makes the cat faster like Tetris.

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@MrBeast 37

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@PastorAlexLove Jesus WAS real. You can be an atheist and believe in an actual human being that walked the earth. The two arent mutually exclusive.

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@RepMTG Youd be the authority on screwing people you arent married to.

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@MarshaBlackburn You bitch about Biden's lawless border in the same breath you talk about how effective the border patrol crew is at seizing fentanyl.

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@laurenboebert Let's hope none of those illegals are under age girls for your husband's sake.