CoryHaller

Creative director, writer and pop-culture nerd. Rarely serious. He/Him. Has experienced Bij. Opinions are his own; you can't have them.

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@drmistercody *yoink*

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@damnfoodcourt @the_gunnshow Hell yes. I'm happy for you

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@damnfoodcourt @the_gunnshow This is how it should be done, @the_gunnshow . Without a doubt.

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Headed to threads.

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@samellegend @tronasaurusrex

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@tronasaurusrex @samellegend No! I've been alerted to your awesome news!?!! It's awesome.

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@OilersFanSean Dat why

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@howieeday Love this. That warp effect is chefs kiss also

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@TerryMatalas That's Guinan's spot, Barbarino.

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@esdi Right!?!?!

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Looks like @TerryMatalas was playing the long game with those dark bridge scenes, eh? #StarTrekPicard
Contrast.

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@TerryMatalas That one broke my heart, man. You giveth and you taketh — and it's riveting.

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@HollyVonSinn @tylertheenby Incredible.

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@YourFondestLove @ThumbskullPete Noted. Gonna bust out my theremin

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This headline is going on my resume.

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@jerz_22 @duncankinney @ThumbskullPete @northchickenyeg Haha. Thanks buddy.

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@rayofsun17 @duncankinney @ThumbskullPete 🫣oh my.

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TIL that I finally forgot how to write in cursive.