Preeminent K

I'm on the twitter to clown. Nothing more. #Rockets #Texans #Astros #Dynamo #Chelsea

[Yeaux AI @YeauxAlienGawd]

"I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS, I won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it! You get It?"

[Ciara Corbitt @Ciara_Corbitt]

☕️:30

[not Johnny Manziel @JonnyFootbalI]

Just hired a lifeguard for my dorm room because I'm fuckin swimming in ass and don't want to drown n shit

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

About to grub at china town with my homie Li http://t.co/iB8h7x12m0

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

Guess I shall take flows and play GTA V.

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

“@Not1tizzzle: Um @coryk334 care to explain? http://t.co/Pyp1T9WUBj”it's not what it looks like

[NoChillCy @TellEmWhyCy]

Laundry is the worst thing ever

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

@eecope yeah feck all that. After Cal 3 I'm fucking done. Maybe 3d cal if its required but other than that, math can eat a fat one.

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

Fuzzy wazzy was a fag.

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

“@eecope: Any ridiculously long math problem that I have to do that has an answer of zero can burn in hell” or 1. I fucking hate those.

[Fact @Fact]

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

Yeah I caught that gaudier and she caught the bouquet. Mexican fuckers.

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

At this wedding with @killingsworth18 and Sam

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

I'm a tad drunk...... Lets crank this session @Not1tizzzle @perkchopsss

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

How does one go about asking to enter your girlfriend's pooper? Hypothetically of course.

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

I studied trig for four days straight, did about 140 problems including the test review, got the test.... Had no idea where to start. Fml.

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

I wish my brother @killingsworth18 would stop bullshitin' and come roll one up with me

[Preeminent K @coryk334]

“@Not1tizzzle: @coryk334 you can't compare that cause we know he doesn't score goals” watch the game tonight and you'll see