Cory

Life is amazing it is what it should be

[Cory @corylong11_]

She asked what time I was born. On to the next one

[Cory @corylong11_]

Money printer keep going brrrrrrrr

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: S&P500 has hit a new record high

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

After the trade deadline

[Cory @corylong11_]

Guards cooked this deadline now go win the pennant

[Cory @corylong11_]

Fucking finally making moves

[Tim Stebbins @tim_stebbins]

The Guardians have agreed to acquire outfielder Jo Adell from the Angels, per source.

Deal includes catcher Jacob Cozart going to the Angels.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Committed to our future. ✔️

Mauricio Pochettino and @ussoccer have agreed on a new contract to continue as the #USMNT head coach through 2030! 🇺🇸

📝: https://t.co/Woluj2pyPh

[Cory @corylong11_]

Fuck the dodgers bro 😭

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Heyman: Tarik Skubal to be traded to the Dodgers.

[hot dam historian @hotdamhistorian]

odysseus' crew for half the odyssey

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Odysseus every 20 minutes:

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Once you accept the late day caffeine the world is your oyster

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

“The dress code is casual”

How I show up:

[Laissez Lexi @LaissezLexi]

Toddler is trying to figure out how to say "truck" so he's just screaming "CUCK" at every dude driving a truck and I am in tears

[Poonam @Aiwithpoonam]

NOBODY WARNED ME AT 32. SO I'M WARNING YOU.
(Write these down. Save them. Screenshot them.)

1. Your parents are not background characters.

[kidi @kidibillion]

Do you all remember when Justin Bieber smoke weed and a shit ton of girls cut themselves because of it. What the actual fuck was that

[Littlenutsac 🤡 @littlenutsac_]

Red Dead Redemption 2 is super slow in the beginning but once you get the Chevy Silverado it's so much fun!

[Mind Dynamo @MindDynamo]

Squeezing your girlfriend's butts can make you live longer

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"you’re soooo funnyyy"

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway