Coryn

“I try more and more to be myself, caring relatively little whether people approve or disapprove.” ― Vincent van Gogh

[Coryn @corynd27]

Bluey’s mom must get soooo much stuff done.

[Coryn @corynd27]

Hey @SouthwestAir this is the 3rd time you’ve canceled one of my flights in the past 6 months. But sending me this at 10 pm for a 7 am flight?? On hold waiting to talk to someone 42 minutes & counting…
#SouthwestAirlines #thoughtYouWereDifferent

[Coryn @corynd27]

@thehill @tedcruz Wait. Mothers nursing babies?! Wow, @tedcruz please be careful.

#danger #fabricatedDrama

[Coryn @corynd27]

@HandmaidsOnHulu @hulu @LateMissy 👏🏼👏🏼

[Coryn @corynd27]

@ChristianWalk1r You would know all about dramatics.

[Coryn @corynd27]

@ChristianWalk1r So you’re pro-choice then?

[Coryn @corynd27]

@ChristianWalk1r

[Coryn @corynd27]

@ChristianWalk1r

[Coryn @corynd27]

@ChristianWalk1r

[Coryn @corynd27]

@ChristianWalk1r

[Coryn @corynd27]

Yep. Tells us everything we need to know. #TweetsThatDidntAgeWell

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020

[Coryn @corynd27]

@adamgoldmanNYT @jaketapper @BryanDeanWright Take note.

[Coryn @corynd27]

@BryanDeanWright Except for the fact that @pfizer, the company with the best vaccine option right now, is NOT involved with Operation Warp Speed, Pence, and the White House. They have created this vaccine as a private co., not involved with government funding.

[Coryn @corynd27]

@corey_dylan Que the chaos.

[Coryn @corynd27]

Oh honey.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Coryn @corynd27]

About to take off on @SouthwestAir flight #55 out of Milwaukee. Our flight attendant just said “Go Bears” into the microphone. Riots could ensue. Hoping I survive. Wish me luck. #PackerCountry

[Coryn @corynd27]

@alexdatig @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Ummm probably because they didn’t follow ANY of Fauci & Birx’s guidelines for starters... 🤔

[Coryn @corynd27]

Hey guys next to me at the gym, if you spent more time actually lifting those weights instead of videoing yourself lifting those weights for Tik Tok...you just miiiight be onto something.

[Coryn @corynd27]

Flight 1437 to San Diego @SouthwestAir Pilot says “Guys, we’ve got some bad news....There’s some nasty weather in St. Louis tonight. Luckily, we aren’t going there.”

Buncha jokesters, I tell ya.

[Coryn @corynd27]

@corey_dylan 😂

[Coryn @corynd27]

Best & worst 36 minutes of my day. Watch this immediately.

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”