Cory Sala

you're killing me smalls

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE GOING TO THE FINALS

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

The Billionaire Tax is actually an Everyone Tax.

The Billionaire Tax is a new tax proposal written by four professors who don't believe in the American dream. Some of them aren’t even American…go figure.

Despite its name, it applies to every California resident who currently has assets or ever will.

The creators named it the Billionaire Tax so you would get into a froth andwouldn't look closely at what it actually does to you.

On page twenty-six, it explains how the government can convert to an Everyone Tax without voter approval.

They can also adjust the tax to be a yearly tax, not just one time…again, without your approval.

Here's how the tax would work: As a voter, you're being asked to approve a tax that would require you to:

1. list all your assets and the value of each, then submit them to the California Franchise Tax Board.

2. authorize the tax board to appraise your assets and confirm the value of each.

3. pay a penalty of up to forty percent of your tax bill if the board determines your reported value was too low in their opinion.

4. allow the tax board to subpoena your financial records from every one of your financial institutions for auditing.

This Everyone Tax runs 34 pages of shifty language describing how the government plans to take your assets. Read the fine print and decide for yourself.

If this were truly a billionaire tax, it would be 3 pages.

It’s 34 pages so that it can create the mechanisms to steal from all of you.

[The Masters @TheMasters]

It's finally here. Good morning from Thursday at the Masters. #themasters

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Anyone member of Congress that puts another country above America should be removed from office.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Chuck Norris.

A legend.

[Nick Coit @NickCoit]

We witnessed one of the most amazing moments you'll ever see at a high school event tonight at Schneider Arena.

Colin Dorgan, who lost his mother, brother & grandfather in the Lynch Arena shooting last month, scores a 2OT game-winner to send his team to the @RIIL_sports D-II championship game.

Incredible resilience from this young man & this BVS team.

Fortunate to call this emotional moment with Marty Crowley tonight on the NFHS Network.

@SRASaints @PCDAthletics @Fic27

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, received a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan in WBC 👏

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

For the first time in Olympic history, Team USA won the gold medal in both men's and women's hockey in the same year 🇺🇸

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“If you’re Canadian and you’re listening to this I love you guys, I’m proud of us and I love Canada but this is Team USA’s moment” -@BizNasty2point0

“And if you’re American, we did it. It’s not their game, it’s our game” -@ryanwhitney6

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“I have never been more proud to be from the United States of America.”

It’s a proud day to be an American 🇺🇸🦅

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Today was an all-time moment for @usahockey 🇺🇸🥇

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Me all night

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Jack Hughes getting carried in the streets of Milan like a hero in a movie 🔥🔥🔥

🎥 @TeamUSA

[Corey Miller @corey_miller5]

"I'm lucky I'm from the best country in the world, and we've got great dentists there, too...😂 The USA brotherhood is so strong. We were so proud we could do it for them and everyone back home."

Jack Hughes post game after his GOLDEN goal for #TeamUSA at the #Olympics:

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

This is insane

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

I may not sleep the next 3 days finding and reading every single tweet like this

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Footage of Zach Werenski and Dylan Larkin getting Johnny Gaudreau's young children so they can celebrate on the ice 🥲

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Dudes rock

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Spittin’ Chiclets and wearing Gold 🇺🇸

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Dylan Larkin has Mike Eruzione on his shoulders in Milan 🇺🇸