Cory Shackleton

Views are my own, I use social media for fun...so should you...

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

@MidlandLeague @capellisport Kirby has been cancelled.
Sileby vs Andrews is 6.30pm KO

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

This is some desperate attempt to get people to buy a TV licence
#WorldCupFinal #BBC

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

This build up if fucking painful
#WorldCupFinal

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

Surprised the players didn't have to run through paper banners.
#WorldCupFinal

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

Can we cut back to Roy Keane please @itvfootball
#WorldCupFinal

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

@TPointUK Remember when you had to be over 6 foot to get a job in the police force? Fully trained, fully fit and hold your own in a decent scrap.
Ours is a joke.

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

@TheFootballFeed Someone's got too much time on their hands

[Cass Pennant 🇬🇧 @Cass_Pennant]

You know when you can just sense our players are bang up for this one tonight, seriously, bring it!

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

@metoffice You spelt Summer wrong

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

Wonder where #Wimbledon programme their ball boys?
They must get some help from #area51

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

@stwater
Imagine having millions of leaks across the UK, putting our prices up 60% and asking this ��
#severntrent #water #hosepipe

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

Australia have just done a Spider Kalac' #ausegy

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

@thedailymemes_ No, no it wasn't

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

@RealTimVine Careful, they'll believe you...

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

The 7pm KO is social media bollocks, amazing how the word 'could' is ignored.
7pm or 1am, I'm in the pub and not going to work in the morning either way.
Personally prefer the 1am...which is the probable KO time anyways. #MEXENG

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

Mneh, its getting worse #ENGDRC

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

VAR has been a bit sketchy all tournament, but, at least they get on with it...#ENGDRC

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

That keeper is going to be signed by PSG on the back of this performance #ENGDRC

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

Keir Starmer treating the UK like an old Primark T-shirt, throw it away when it's finished - instead of staying and fixing it.
Joining Britain's throwaway culture in the unemployed category.

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

Didnt fancy a VAR on that then?#ENGCRO