coryypaige

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

When a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

[Carrington Harrison @cdotharrison]

Learning the playoff overtime rules at the same time as Ice Spice is crazy.

[coryypaige @corysmithers]

@MileyCyrus pls do an eras tour I would pay my first born child to see it

[coryypaige @corysmithers]

@Ticketmaster verified fan presale is a fucking joke how can I get into the waiting room 45 minutes before the sale starts and you still don’t let me in until 20 minutes after? And then I get in and they’re sold out and already reselling for $800+? Eat a fat dick u ruined my day

[coryypaige @corysmithers]

Fuck you @Ticketmaster

[coryypaige @corysmithers]

@BootsandHearts can u guys invite @DollyParton for next year?? Thanks in advance 🤠

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“ur so funny” thanks i can’t wait to cry tonight lol

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

i think each week therapists should pick their most entertaining client and refund the cost of their session

[Aimee🌷 @CambridgeAimee]

To everyone using religion as an excuse to prevent abortions

Idk who she is but what a Queen 👑
#RoeVsWade #mybodymychoice #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights

[KJ @Jagger5]

Wow. America is moving backwards not forward. Roe vs Wade overturned & it’s a sad day in US history again. I’m so sorry for all the women who will risk their lives to make their own choice because of 5 people who took their voices away. #mybodymychoice

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

[Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog]

who up crazying they frog rn