Cory Schmoker

Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

@NotTheFakeJeffC 👀

[Ramblin’ Raiders Entertainment 📍 @RamblinRaiders]

What are the chances of Chris Beard coming back to Texas Tech?

I’ll give you a hint, it’s the character of a popular Disney movie

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

I didn’t know @MakersMarc1 had a twin sister?!?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Song of the summer?

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

Aaron Rodgers to the Bucs would make a lot of sense if they’ve got the cap space. Surely it’d go better than Russ to the Broncos 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

2pt conversions from here on out 😤

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

Thank you @TexasFootball for not messing that up! 🤘🏼

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

Please don’t mess this up @TexasFootball

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

ASSAULT. https://t.co/sWtvWdm0EL

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

The new @BurgerKing commercial jingle has no business slapping as hard as it does.

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

Eli Manning went undercover at Penn State as walk-on "Chad Powers" and it's absolute gold.

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

“Who tf are you?” 😂😂 https://t.co/t1WtDe2tT0

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Oh hell yeah

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

Please don’t mess this up @TexasFootball

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

To Longhorn Nation
@utaustin @texasfootball @texaslonghorns

[☈ob “The Weatherman” White 𝄢 @RobTheSlapper]

He wasn’t lying

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

@Austin_CastleB @SaadYousuf126 It’s not on Hulu live anymore or ESPN+ which was one of the main reasons I got both so I could watch all Dallas teams wherever they played. Sucks

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

🎅🏻

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

@BryanOkland Please to the cowboys. We need a cheap playmaker!

[Cory Schmoker @corystreit]

@Austin_CastleB @SlaterNFL