Cory Thomason

Saved by grace. Photographer and Videographer for redemptive causes. I post pictures on Instagram at @coryworkshard.

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THE CHIEFS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!

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@jaeshaw_ I’m ready to make the UMKC Kangaroos and take them to the promised land.

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@TimFritson @jaeshaw_ Melo couldn’t survive in today’s game. No room for step back mid range jumpers.

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@jaeshaw_ This was an impressive, aggressive, embarrassing layup. Not a dunk.

Just like Blake Griffin’s iconic one.

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@jaedelasoul It’s truly awful. Taylor Swift needs to write a Chiefs song so we can replace it.

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@gatesapgov Judicial review. You’ve trained us like Pavlov’s dogs.

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@jaedelasoul It’s your sign to move back to KC

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@jaedelasoul I agree, KC is rough in this area.

But in a sense, this is comparing apples to oranges. Stockholm is the biggest city in the country, gets the most attention, resources, tourists, on and on.

More apt to compare KC to Sweden’s 37th most populous city.

They still probably lose.

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@jaedelasoul yikes yikes yikes

Here’s a not so shocking twist:

One side responds to the “indoctrination of their young people in public schools” by….

…creating massively slanted educational content that seeks to indoctrinate kids to their side instead.

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@jaedelasoul God’s anointing still resides on Chick-fil-A. I investigated yesterday. Checks out.

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@jaedelasoul Clearly that person hasn’t read the Old Testament. Substitute “ancestors” for “patriarchs” and you lose basically the entire first 5 books of the Bible.

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@jaedelasoul Pay me a $10,000 a year to format these apologies sent out to millions of people.

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@jaedelasoul Austin Reaves is a frat boy playing 2K who leveled up a white boy they made to look like themselves.

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@jaedelasoul @TimFritson I was thinking it, you just said it.

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@MrEnglishLHS All I see are 0’s. Did they forget to record your triple double?

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@jaedelasoul 100% chance this man has gotten kicked out of a restaurant after saying “do you know who I am!?”

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@MrEnglishLHS @LaMarsDonuts I once got in trouble for a mid-run Arby’s stop. I demand to know how this is different.

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@jaedelasoul That man is focusing with all his heart, soul, and mind to keep that walk looking normal in public. Total gamesmanship by the GOAT.

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@jaedelasoul But… what do you do when you get there? Rent a car? 😂

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@jaedelasoul I actually kind of agree with this take.

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@jaedelasoul Taco Bell