amelioooo

adventurer | fire ranger

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

My American friend asking how we survive the weather in timmins:

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

her: i’m leaving you

me: is it because of my concussion

her: no, i don’t love you and i’ve been having sex with your best friend

me: is it because of my concussion

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

@sar_martichenko Hahaha I’m literally going through the same shit girl. But fuck birth control and fuck acne. Acne don’t make ya ugly, you’re a beauty 💖

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

everyday is earth day if u ain’t a littering hoe

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

@StuuTweets Frig off stu

[lai @lailzow]

Indigenous women r disappearing everyday with no investigations opened! Many indigenous communities do not have safe water 2 drink! Inuit children are starving! Indigenous toddlers r forced into the foster system! Why isn’t this discussion happening Canada?

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

players only love you when they’re playinnnnn

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

@clint_0H Your pun game is out of control

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

@clint_0H @abbschizkoske I’m off my game today.. I’ll give you the point.

[𝑯𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒆𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒆 🇵🇦 @HayleeAnise]

Can cursing ACTUALLY be normalized tho? I’m over y’all getting upset over my fucking sentence enhancers.

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

Pfttt ya of course I know what goes In a Caesar.. tomato juice, a stick of celery and that sauce no one can pronounce

[tay @tay_mor09]

the only way I know how to flirt is by being an absolute sarcastic bitch and that is my toxic trait

[pierce @PEisenmenger]

Unpopular Opinion: People posting music on their instagram stories isn’t annoying. Finding new music is one of the best feelings out there.

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

Starbucks really out here filling 3/4 of my iced coffee with milk. Bitch I’m lac toes in toddler ants gtfo with your cow titty juice

[$helby $weetheart @ShelbsDobbs]

20 years from now you’re gonna wish you had more fun so never miss a chance to do just that

[amelioooo @coscokid10]

I’m currently sitting on a bench eating leftover rice in a ziplock bag because I’m too cheap to eat in a restaurant

[Chelsea @chelseasmitty]

My patience is really tested with noisy eaters... like... I could end a bitch

[King Jay @Talk2Jayy]

If your dick bigger than 6in Retweet