american salaryman

we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff. Proficient in Bird Law.

[american salaryman @cosignedbyethan]

mood.

[Fodimin @Fodimin]

Parents when their baby turns at least 9 months old

[american salaryman @cosignedbyethan]

@AndooAss @gabstersbaby_

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

The French Revolution was violent. The American revolution was violent. The Russian Revolution was violent. Freedom has never been won peacefully.

[⭑.ᐟ @femmesukuna]

inshallah

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

>he opened the box

[Scot David @Scot_david80]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

doctor says I ain't got a human soul. it's orangertang or some shit

[american salaryman @cosignedbyethan]

I hate everyone at the airport and they should hate me

[Charlie @StyledApe]

A straight alpha like me only watches Drag Race for the hot girls that show up once all those gay guys finally leave

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Life hack: Follow people home when they cut you off in traffic

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I hate the “WFH is depressing” talk. What’s actually depressing is 2 unpaid hours of commuting every day, getting home already exhausted, and having 4 hours left for cooking, sleeping, and getting ready to do it all again.

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

You live in Texas? With the chainsaw massacres?

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until President Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu are removed from power.

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Freak the fuck out and start eating your neighbours

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

Kash Patel’s got that dog in him in the worst possible way

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

not picking a side is picking a side

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills.