Ufer Eats

-You think you know me-

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Handy tip, if you're gonna start a podcast, make sure it has positivity and value.

You can't be all about tearing down people's views and criticizing everything, especially judging people for how they give.

Its easy to destroy. It's harder to build and offer something.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Stop commenting, sharing, talking and even thinking about that Manatua Podcast.

Theyre hateful, bigoted, smallminded and just chasing shock value for clout.

Their views don't represent Faasamoa, Pasifika or anything remotely beneficial to Humanity.

Just Fobs on a mic.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Energy Drinks are bad for the gut biom, you say? I have to give them up or the bloating won't go away?

2nd Trimester Forever 🤷

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

"i'M oWnInG mY tRaUmA"

With a link in your bio? 👀
Free for 30 days? 🫢
You sure? 🤔

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

@AlmostFridayTV @PinnacleVodka College Humor did it better

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

@VaiTr1be @talofakepzz Mans got tricked by a faafafine and been on the warpath ever since 😂

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Got no issues with anyone living out their Hoe Phase. No judging, go be free. But, please do not claim religion and the moral high ground while you're still doing it. That part comes later.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

@Madmoviez_ Nearly ruined his life? He was executed 🤦

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

As a Samoan, the biggest injustice was that instead of inheriting my dad's massive calves, I got his receding hairline instead.

Aiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaeeee

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Welp.

The Boys Season 5 ended as it started.

Mud.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Desperation reveals Character.

For instance, if you're still coming for Michael Jackson, you're probably a piece of shit.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Dang.

Monday morning.

Getting yelled at for not hearing what my wife whispered to me from the other side of the house while I was in the shower.

Love her.

But Daaaaamn.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Gotta love Kiwi Cops

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

Smoothest loss prevention you'll ever see and the guy didn't even work there 😆

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Never lived there, but always hopped off the bus to go to Green Jade on the way home for the chicken drumsticks 😩

[寿理奈 @lilhuhugrub]

Ugh I miss living in Avondale.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Too weak to just let the kids cry until they realised it gets them nowhere.

Parenting is a sacred duty. Don't take it for granted. Don't think it's a government cash grab. Don't think it's a way to hold on to former partners and control them.

Be a parent, don't apologize for it

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

At the market tonight, a mum was grilling her daughter (13yo) playing up in school. Kid started tryna act tough when she noticed people were looking. Mum says "if you're too cool to talk with me properly, then go sit in the car like a Lil baby". Kid storms off.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

Seen way too many kids grow in to pompous lil shits because parents were too scared to be the villain. Too lazy to turn off the tv/tablet. Too tired to explain why what they did was wrong. Too overstimulated to show them the right way.

[Ufer Eats @cosimallalone]

"I can take your woman" 🥴

You think she'd want you? She barely even want me, I'm still tryna figure out how I got her 😂