「Photon」

Professional spoon microwaver

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

so long gay bowser

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

[uncle @dongtrumpet]

wiping my butt at the urinal. just in case.

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[mie🕷️ @mieowkaa]

hxh fans in 10 years when the anime adaption for succession war arc is confirmed

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah I love video games”

The games:

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

Seeing my younger sister play worse versions of Steam games on Roblox

[「Photon」 @cosmic_beans]

@Zaxsin @CONEY Um this is actually the greatest game of all time

[Colonel Hammer🦍🦖 @CorporalRex]

Mammal Experience during the Mesozoic

[「Photon」 @cosmic_beans]

@BabanaWater @MSgravytrain @DerpyDashHooves @realityuk @FNFestival

[「Photon」 @cosmic_beans]

@blaketoofresh @floradense @ssnipezo_ @ShiinaBR She’s a real person with a human voice. Look it up yourself. YouTube is free.

[Daniel Warren Johnson @danielwarrenart]

🦇

[「Photon」 @cosmic_beans]

@glitchy_potat They’re calling this the biggest skill issue of our generation

[「Photon」 @cosmic_beans]

@StickBang @the_ason @LibZionistNerd @peterawolf

[「Photon」 @cosmic_beans]

@gwendolyheiler sorry

[「Photon」 @cosmic_beans]

@Mlickles