Good Christian Woman

A Chicano adrift in the cosmos

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

@duhnelle She’s a dry vegan. There are levels to this shit.

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

@d0llprtz You gotta fuck with that wound

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

The g string on the guitar is my least favorite string. Fuck you rt this if you fucking know

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

@angelbby1992 https://t.co/TsDNoY3NLu

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

*Takes two tamales out of the freezer to defrost; takes a nap.*

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

@bitter_bruja Penelope Spheeris is a master! The DECLINE series, SUBURBIA, THE BOYS NEXT DOOR are all seriously incredible films. She even directed BLACK SHEEP and THE LITTLE RASCALS.

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

Just heard a dude on the other side of Home Depot yell “PAPI... FUCKING... CHULO!”

[Bloody Wind-Up Merchant @Drinkmaaan]

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear

[Chikashi @chikashiojima]

Happy Birthday George Harrison X https://t.co/0ghCp6N7e8

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

@thereubins @Mattxthexkiller @VICELAND @VICE Every episode would have a little decaf segment starring @tbscyc

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

@thereubins @Mattxthexkiller @VICELAND @VICE It could be called “On One with Joaquín Diego Chávez” and the music could be me singing all the harmony parts from Snoop Dogg’s “Ain’t No Fun” but sing “It ain’t no fun if the homies aren’t on one”.

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

Probably the most insane lineup of coffees any cafe has ever served will be served at our little ol’ Zendo this March. I really encourage you to come by and try them.

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

@crim3lab https://t.co/Y88UnvOFv6

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

@FakeWang Griffy still looks ashamed that I choked his ass out the other day.

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

My Mom, inches away from me, at screaming volume: “WHO IS KENDRICK LAMAR?!”

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

“*Realizing how that sounded* ...That’s how you know the food is good!” - My Mom

[Good Christian Woman @CosmicCholo]

“We went to Red Lobster and there were SO MANY NATIVE AMERICANS there!” - My Mom

[Alyssa @Alysslunaa]

A casual night out in Tucson 🙃

[Cabrón @iAmMarissaLopez]

We bought my niece an avocado to see if she’d react the same way the little boy did when he got one & well...