cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

Told them nice David Santiago piece and it turns out it was their own

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

If you kinda suck at playing acoustic guitar and keep dropping your pick inside of the sound hole, hire me and I can get it out of there in under 7 seconds every single time RT RT RT

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

Home Depot on uber eats is chaos

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

Albuquerque’s Harvey Dent is the only publicly funded dem fyi

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

I know it’s finally fall time but don’t tell me what to fucking do

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

It’s wild the US only paid 10 mil for New Mexico and Zona ba bona

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

It’s coldies!!!!!!!!

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

I only buy guitar strings on leap years sorry

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

@Mattxthexkiller Nah I like those ones in the oil fields

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

My only super power is that I know exactly how a parking garage works

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

My little dog just told me that she doesn’t believe in death

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

No you may not call me rose

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

A fucking dust storm every weekend is so tight

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

I don’t really eat burrito express, but every time I’ve done a service call at any of their locations they have the absolute cleanest kitchens I’ve ever seen in any restaurant god bless

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU EAT YOUR BOOGERS!!!!

[Skoottebo @scooterpwny]

A new Albertsons opens and I don't think the people of Rio rancho have been this excited about something since January 6th 2021

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

I can’t believe the pope died again!!

[cpt. culo sucio 🤸‍♂️ @d0llprtz]

Pro tip! Dab a little peanut butter on that boiled egg you got in your hand

[Ryan Bram @behemothskin]

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