lee lee

not a starving artist but definitely hongry

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

happy st. patrick’s day i would like a “kiss me i’m irish” style pin except with “don’t touch me i’m jewish” & actually i will wear this every day for the rest of my life

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

@jacobtaylor4 the university if ur lucky

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

i’ve given this 3 semesters of thought & am very pleased to present an all-encompassing slogan for grad school—

Grad School: I’d be pissed if I were paying for this

check back in another couple months for my next hot take!!!!

[Lily Greenberg @lily_greenberg]

is @gordoncollege cancelled yet

[Lily Greenberg @lily_greenberg]

my baby boomer priest asked me today if a “video newsletter” or “younger music” might bring more millennials to church & i had the DISTINCT honor of telling her that all we want is free coffee & homemade treats

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

something about this man strikes me as , , , irrevocably gay?

[Lily Greenberg @lily_greenberg]

Very excited to see my poem in @laitylodge’s first issue of the Bugle!

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

@KevinTPorter “It was me / I touched the Lord / Yes I touched him”
https://t.co/8oBZyQLd1q

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

happy thursday from my dad post-colonoscopy

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

slowly but surely, my parents are acclimating to millennial standards

[Lily Greenberg @lily_greenberg]

.@gordoncollege’s President Michael Lindsay (@GordonPres) received a $54k raise (including a $20k bonus) as indicated by their 2017-18 990 Tax Report, all of which occurred during a 7% cut to college programs and faculty members.

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

i was pointing out a nice dog to my large male uber driver & i look over & there are tears in his eyes & he goes, “sorry, it’s the 1 year anniversary of when i had to put marley down”

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

is this the Maine version of leaving a cup of coffee on the car roof

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

another one claims that he picked a part of his BRAIN out once & ever since has gotten migraines as a DIRECT result

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

an unexpected pattern has emerged in the last few men i’ve dated in that they all have horrific tales resulting from extreme nosepicking????

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

one had to go to the hospital because his nose wouldn’t stop bleeding FROM PICKING

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

just gave my dad “the talk” i.e., explained to him what a meme is over the phone

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

some of my old museum coworkers (all women in their late 60’s/early 70’s) took me to lunch & one gave me this portrait she drew of me???? why is my life this way

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

@ap_sweat @millerhighlife imagine how i feel

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

it’s my dad’s last night of the chesney tour & a fan made him a hat out of @millerhighlife cardboard & put it directly on his head during the gig?????

[lee lee @cosmiccrust]

honestly the wildest excuse for a typo i’ve ever heard