Sloppy Papi

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

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[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

bitch i might be

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

i feel like my forearms have gotten bigger

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

funny how white people call them "garden units" and not "basement apartments" like the rest of us lol smh

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

i ate a chili dog and kfc and hot chips and an arizona and sour patch kids today oh and i smoked dope

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Got my drugs in soluble gels now.. I guess 🤔#hitek

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

So thankful for the l'il travel deodorant dude I bought and keep in my backpack 🎒 #clutch

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Better Late Than Never

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

If I had one reason to live it'd probably be my mom

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

At Olive Gardenbfor the first time celebrating my lil sisters 15th birthday ayyy

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

All the right spells

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Lysergic acid diethylamide

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Lol I had just smoked and got into my cab and the driver says "oh man, I think a skunk just sprayed somewhere nearby".... 🤣😅😤😩😐🤔🤧😷😈

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Its kind of freaky. Yesterday I decided to listen to Ready to Die out of the blue. Today I found its the 20th year since his passing #BIGGIE

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Sleep, lots of sleep, rice pudding and NyQuil severe cold is the name of the game

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

If I eat 12 tortillas/day for 365 days that means I eat 4389 tortillas/year & that's a low ball figure. Thats what being Mexican feels like.

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Ima let you do your dance

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Pat yourself on the back ��

[Sloppy Papi @cosmicfetus]

Everyone seems to be in Champaign for #unofficial meanwhile I'm in Lexington listenin 2 rock da kasbah @ some Irish pub what is my life rn