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internet cryptid

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XMAS TREE VENDOR: [to some straight couple purchasing a tree] idk, i've been humping trees for a month and a half and i'm hard as FUCK

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weed-infused breakfast tacos for queer women

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women

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queer

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for

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tacos

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breakfast

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weed-infused

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one or more of the following words seems to summon the OF bots:

-weed-infused
-breakfast
-tacos
-for
-queer
-women

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weed-infused breakfast tacos for queer women

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queer breakfast tacos for weed-infused women?

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unprecedented levels of democracy

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blobama

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oblama

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obnambla?

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Chad Jortson, of The Flaming Penis Pumps

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counter-strike as quaint pre-9/11 representation of the global war on terror

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have u heard the good word about

SEX

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you ever think about how 2012 was like 6 years ago