Captain Cosmocon

Pillager, plunderer, Chum Bucket franchisee, UC grad and witness to the sinking of virtually every Cincinnati team for 30+ years. (nose altered for effect)

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

@LanceMcAlister Sing it, brother! In today's addition I also liked the dumb fouls & Ts and the missed uncontested dunk.

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

@thelauracoates I think you get it, attempting to colonize Mars is insane compared to utilizing lottery winner Earth and all that can be done to utilize untapped easily habitable places here. And when the sun goes, so does Mars as well.

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

Abby Phillip Hot and smart.
IMO.

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

Mike Tirico... A guy we sports types see and hear all the time but maybe really never think about... but he is REALLY good at his craft!
#Olympics #NBC #nbcolympics

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

What is THIS? How about Serpiente De Cascabel instead?

#Arizona #Cincinnati #Reds #Diamondbacks

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

Rewatching #DeadliestCatch series from the beginning again and the "energy" of Sig and Keith just cracks me up!! Not sure what i might have said to get blocked by one, but I still luv watchin 'em both, and they both do get it done! @northwesternsig

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

@b_dechambeau I use a stiff back arm when putting and this heavy Voodoo Daddy putter I got in 2023 with long aim line and a pretty vertical shaft has been golden for me!
I feel like a putter with these attributes could serve you well! Good luck out there!

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

Very annoyed with ESPN only momentarily flashing the player's score on the screen!!! And NO leaderboard position when they do!!! #ESPN+ #Masters #TheMasters #ESPN

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

Hideki is moving the ball repeatedly in his approach!!!!! HAS to be penalized, right???
#genesis #PGA @PGATOUR #Thegenesisinvitational

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

@K_Kisner @SmylieKaufman10 @CBSSports @GolfChannel Homerun, putting Kiz & Smylie & company out there for hole 16 heavy coverage of the WM Phoenix Open! Love it!!!

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

@CBSSports @GolfChannel Homerun, putting Kiz & company out there for hole 16 heavy coverage of the WM Phoenix Open!! #Awesome #WMPhoenixOpen #cbs #GolfChannel #GC #PGA #PGATour

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

@thelauracoates You did a very nice job today of explaining the concept of "victimless crime" as it relates to a case brought against someone by a state, etc.

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

Love ya, Lions!

-- All Non-KC AFC

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

If humans can't get this call right, then they shouldn't be calling balls and strikes anymore!!!

#mlb #reds @MrRedlegs11 @KyRedsGal

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

I love the Brad Garrett character on the Jimmy's Johns ads! 😆

#JimmyJohn's @BradGarrett_411 @jimmyjohns

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

Oh come on! I'm not an Elon promoter and I don't want ecological damage, but this looks like a very clean-up-able situation! #SpaceX #elon_musk #elon_musk

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

I'm pretty disgusted that you even think it is topical to question, on air, the use of cluster munitions against a clearly EVIL Russian empire!!! #cnn #Ukraine #SlavaUkraini

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

You boys did NOT account for proper break on 18, but a VERY nice overall round! Go Jim! @gohermie @GoHermieToo

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

You apparently are just another poll follower & unoriginal thinker. No ala carte thinking with you either? Just do what Republican pollsters tell you that you should think? Do you really think you have the jerk charisma to beat Trump, with no unique stances?

[Captain Cosmocon @cosmoeric]

@NikkiHaley Disappointed and now done with you too. Thought maybe you were different and maybe there was someone to come back to the Republican party for. Apparently not. 😞