fiona

like the ogre

[fiona @costcoqueer]

i would like to announce that the only dream i have in life is to lay inside a whale exhibit at a museum- does not have to be a real whale im not picky- and there all my worries will disappear (example below)

[fiona @costcoqueer]

panicking at the snow because i haven’t changed my tires yet but then remembering i never took the winters ones off…… past me always ahead of the game

[fiona @costcoqueer]

who would have thought that me and @haydenfiadh would bring pride to its knees with two instagram posts lmao

[fiona @costcoqueer]

i wish there was a way for me to tell my cat he doesn’t need to freak out in the car because we’re going to cape breton and he loves my mom’s house

[fiona @costcoqueer]

so much of my new job is the event management team messaging the group chat with left over food locations throughout the building

[fiona @costcoqueer]

i have the new instagram layout on the pride account and the old on my personal and switching back and forth is now my personal hell

[fiona @costcoqueer]

i had to go get gas at two different gas stations because the first ran out in the middle of the transaction and i still don’t have a full tank 😭😭😭😭

[fiona @costcoqueer]

i’m glad that every time the cbc snowboarding stream starts without craig mcmorris commentating twitter freaks out until someone finds the right stream

[fiona @costcoqueer]

@hfxgov @WayeMason someone explain the point of spending tons of money to tear up sidewalks to make crosswalks but then not painting them??? i love almost getting hit by cars daily trying to cross the street on inglis

[fiona @costcoqueer]

working in events means you can add new snapchat friends like brett, the ice guy, or grace, the super helpful rapid testing lady

[fiona @costcoqueer]

just panic bought the most expensive chocolate milk in baddeck at needs at 9pm on a saturday :/

[fiona @costcoqueer]

said goodbye to the fionakerrr username and embraced who i truly am

[fiona @costcoqueer]

quite literally counting down the hours until i can get irish cream cold brew

[fiona @costcoqueer]

so who’s gonna tell people the difference between 1000 students drunk on a residential street destroying private property and a professionally planned event in a private space…… cause i don’t have the time

[fiona @costcoqueer]

@JoceeBrown this is truly a relic… an artifact from the museum of empire theatres

[fiona @costcoqueer]

i couldn’t figure out what all the stickers on my light switch were…………. this one is me, @JoceeBrown and… a pig?

[MutualAidMikmaki @MutualAidHfx]

We need to recognize that it was @hfxgov council that decided to treat our friends & neighbours as less than human.
They sleep in secure houses w/comfortable beds & dream of their $90k salaries.
Meanwhile, @HfxRegPolice enforce rules that councillors create.
We want #HomesNotCops

[fiona @costcoqueer]

lol cows was literally hell on earth and i would eat dirt before working a single second there again

[big jo @unaverage_j0]

i just saw a post on fb of someone saying that they went to cows and it was so busy and they were so understaffed and the ice cream scoopers were literally crying while they served people and all they had to say was “those employees are HEROES! great job!!! keep it up!”

[magstrology @magstrology]

Make a fall colour palette based on your astrological placements

[fiona @costcoqueer]

@donbrownrigg better be this guy

[fiona @costcoqueer]

@HfxRegPolice maybe stop harassing homeless and queer people and find something productive to do??? just a suggestion