Paul Costa

“Middle aged” business analyst. Into space science, history, alt hist, photography cricket and football. Just below my skin, I’m screaming.

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@politic_animal Okay, that looks amazing. Any chance you could share the recipe please?

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@ArtfulTakedown Yes. You can only ever talk about what it is like to be married to Keanu Reeves. 😂

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@ianvisits Thought this seemed a tad “optimistic” when it was announced, I’ll file this one under “believe it when I see it.”

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@DJSnM Thought they’d lost a side booster, never seen them land so separated in time.

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@DanNeidle Just imagine if HMRC got to keep even half that fine and turned it into resources for enforcing tax compliance against high net worth individuals.

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@SurreyDetective Hello I’d like to report a crime please.

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@FryRsquared Snarky tweets are good, they should just be well researched and peer reviewed before posting.

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@DBanksy There were actually 4 bridesmaids there.

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@DBanksy You’re not a GB News presenter, you’re just a very naughty boy!

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@calvinrobinson And nothing of value was lost.

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@simonharris_mbd Shit, at this rate I’m going to have to put a hundreds column on my “hours since GBeebies had a colossal balls-up” counter.

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@GBNEWS When are you suspending Martin Branning?

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@AvaSantina There’s two smirking voices of disdain on show there, and neither of them are yours. @Ofcom should do something but they are an utter waste of space.

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@Evie_tweeting ALL HANDS TO CUDDLE STATIONS, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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@DJSnM If a Dad joke is subtle, it’s not a proper dad joke!

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@ITVNewsPolitics Jesus wept, do they not teach ministers anything these days?

Media training 101: If you’re in a room with a mic and/or a camera, assume they are recording at all times, and act appropriately. Just because the interview has finished, doesn’t mean the recording has.

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@beardsandennui @ChrisHewittLFC Villa were in the League Cup midweek.

On a positive note, it means that we can avoid the chuckle brothers (Neville/Carragher) commentary and analysis.

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@elizabeth_bert Happy Birthday! How do you feel about your pictures being “retouched” for publishing? I’m getting in to photography and feel uncomfortable with the level of editing I see other togs do.

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@SharonThresher @emilykmay Totally agree, it’s just yet another example of double standards in society.