asian paula deen

I’m not racist I just cook with a lot of butter (yes I understand everyone’s a little racist but I’m actively working to unpack my biases) mmm butter

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“It’s definitely not Marlon Brando in the Shake That music video”

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 *was

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Not the karaoke track for “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” playing while I wait for this freezing to set it

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Love FKA Twigs but it’s more like FKA Twink for me right now….

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

Wish I carried more fat in my ass and less phat in my personality you know

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

Good lord. You hit your late twenties and out of nowhere you are suddenly in danger of moving to the suburbs. Stay the f**k away from me cul-de-sac

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

Thinking about Tonya Harding

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Bad credit face card looking ass

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@maddyfoleyfoley I’m imagining Colonel Kernel from the cineplex commercials saying it

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

@maddyfoleyfoley Ur doing great sweetie

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

Taking my anti depressants with a ceaser cause “im not like other girls”

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

I do really hate the Tory Burch of it all

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Loose lips sink ships, okay well so do icebergs

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

@jakekimble Define “on the sea” like we’re you on a boat I’m confused

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@maddyfoleyfoley Valium

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

@youruncoolniece I know that’s right

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@PopCrave Okay thanks we didn’t want the reminder. Get out

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

@jakekimble Omg I hate those and still turn them off if I ever hear them

[asian paula deen @cotayo_]

Not these girls at the gym talking about how they invented walking as a weight loss tactic