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Happy Sixth Annual Cotentect Day!

Today, the 29th of May, marks the 6th year since the foundation of the Cotentect Corporation, and the 573rd year since the Fall of Constantinople in 1453!

Hoping for another six years! See you in 203- oh wait no I forgot about 24 March 2028 oop

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Imagine tryna dap up the Muffet (Vortigaunt?) but you don't know which of the six hands to gopher (go for.)

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how do people be casually slurping up and burping up the palp💀

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Sorry God but I think the Tower of Babel happening was cool because I like languages

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how do people be casually slurping up and burping up the palp💀

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wait C3PO kind of sounds like Dr. Kleiner

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@BlueGreenblue3 @Bokononisme @amazonmilkfrog Tried my best:

𒍝𒉺𒀀𒁉, 𒈗, 𒌆 𒃶𒄠

Translated, it'd be something like "zapabi, big guy, cloth let it be so", since Sumerian has no real word for "pants" or "okay", or "Sponge" and an equivalent of the name "Robert"/"Bob" (so I rendered it like za-pa-a-bi"

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The more I think of it, the more I realize "Freeman Pontifex" is the hardest title for a chapter throughout the games

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Wolp, are tinger!

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This recipe will require about four per tinger.

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how do people be casually slurping up and burping up the palp💀

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This recipe will require about four per tinger.

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@GuzzleGuinness @bryancsk Close, but the King and Queen of "Spain" got the crown willed to them by the nephew of the last Roman Emperor in Constantinople

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@SMORmusic Door is Jammed (wait. I’m Bad)

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@Polybius3000 @beeofstagnancy Yeah, had to check

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@sludjwaiiv @CoolGladiator15

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Hey, @rat62978693

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It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about A song of ice and fire”

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Wow James Beast looks like I won you should give me a Gazillion Dollars.

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If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

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how do people be casually slurping up and burping up the palp💀

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@TealStarRanger @Cloudielst Grandregenter*

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@The_Jafriz @SuperWiiBros08 He's not in control, but he IS handsome.