Sharon Whalen

You can't make the same mistake twice, the second time, it's not a mistake, it's a choice.

[Vashti Underwood @JobyLela]

Fake or real?

[Patricia Tackett @DarlaSoberman]

I know kung-fu, taekwondo, and 34 other dangerous words.

[Betty Stoffel @Power2Rowena]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. "It."

[Sharon Whalen @CoteWendi]

"What do we want?" "A cure for obesity!" "When do we want it?" "After lunch!"

[Sharon Whalen @CoteWendi]

How to use public toilets (gif) http://t.co/5PwPXvCtcx

[Lettie Hedrick @Elaine2Amanda]

why didnt i have this

[Patricia Tackett @DarlaSoberman]

The road to success...Is always under construction.

[Sharon Whalen @CoteWendi]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Olivia Davis @CaraRood]

POLICE OFFICER: "How high are you?" ME: "No officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"

[Sharon Whalen @CoteWendi]

TEACHER: What comes after 69? STUDENT: Mouthwash. TEACHER: Get out.

[Amanda Patch @ConeyDaphne]

Hockey vs basketball http://t.co/DuLDCamKXI