Jake

[George Dorunda 🇺🇸☀️ @Dorunda]

Only in America can you find a kid wearing $150 tennis shoes, drinking a $5 cup of coffee, typing on his $1000 cell phone complaining on social media that he is oppressed and that capitalism has failed...

[Jake @cotrissj]

Did we all forget what inflation was ?

[Jake @cotrissj]

Taking that one into the bye week.. ooff

[Jake @cotrissj]

@UberFacts @Dsiffringer

[Jake @cotrissj]

@Dsiffringer Haha that’s great & so true. Happy 3 years wouldn’t want it w anyone else

[Jake @cotrissj]

@Dsiffringer You are exposing ppl

[Jake @cotrissj]

@ClassyCLF Thanks for the love #morethanabird

[Jake @cotrissj]

@taylornic_b @Dsiffringer Deceased 💀😂

[Jake @cotrissj]

It’s July 3rd on the way to boating w a cooler full of beer and a BALD EAGLE flys over.

Me: Dana did you see that?

Dana:

Me: Did you see that!?

Dana: YES, ITS JUST A BIRD!

Smh Unamerican..

[Jake @cotrissj]

If wearing these masks has taught us anything, it’s that we were all a little better at reading lips than we thought.

[Jake @cotrissj]

@Dsiffringer Why didn’t anyone like this tweet

[Jake @cotrissj]

@Dsiffringer You right you right

[Jake @cotrissj]

@cvtera @Dsiffringer

[Jake @cotrissj]

@Dsiffringer Thanks babe hurry home!

[Jake @cotrissj]

Our robot vacuum is a boy.

[Jake @cotrissj]

@fetty_gonzalez @Dsiffringer Big factz and on the night before Christmas ! I smell coal this morning !

[Jake @cotrissj]

Being blinded by the sun but not putting down the visor cuz you live in WNY and those vitamins hard to come by

[Jake @cotrissj]

@adfeltz @Dsiffringer My man !

& Merry Christmas !

[Jake @cotrissj]

Brutally roasting ur coworkers to cope w ur actual job.

[Jake @cotrissj]

If you ain’t connected to the McDonald’s WiFi while you waiting 19 mins in the drive thru what is u doinn