Tanner Cottle

Um, I'm a student, mountain biker, skier, star wars fan, aspiring lock picker, and a sucker for sad folk songs.

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@kyleclarkisrad hell yeah on making Rad Land a reality! #radlandrecordsforever and hit me up for stand-up practice

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@realDonaldTrump Clean coal is a myth to prop up a dying industry and your fantasy narrative. And as always, fuck you.

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@realDonaldTrump Dude, please just shut up and have a stroke or something already

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@mikeyface Simple, you just take every existing western and just recast the gunslinger as The Punisher.

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

For who it may concern Raceface Chester pedals are complete dog shit

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Royal Wedding Watch: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Just Drove Away From Windsor Castle With A Dozen Festive Commoners Tied To The Back Of Their Car https://t.co/n0FLP4atk6 #RoyalWedding

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

Hey @meanboyspodcast are you getting enough Salt Lake support or do I have to awkwardly explain why I like your show to my few friends to get them to listen? #pleasedontmakeme #fuckeverythingGodisdead #meanboysslctour

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@ThisIsRadPod Please explain why Rebelution is just the worst

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@meanboyspodcast Salt Lake is ripe for culling, please bring Carnok to the live show to begin the end. #saltlaketour #fuckeverythingGodisdead

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

I really wish I could read people's intentions better sometimes

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@boonejbruce @Puff_Maddie @kyleclarkisrad

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@meanboyspodcast I too am a Salt Lake degenerate who can't wait for y'all to come here and possibly get arrested.

[ian noga @whosinoga]

@gossgoss6 @meanboyspodcast maybe a horse really could eat a human?

[LISA CURRY @lisa_curry]

Art is like sex. If it’s coming from someone who’s mentally sound, you can bet it’s gonna be lousy.

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@realDonaldTrump What the actual fuck are you talking about? Way to use your big words

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

@realDonaldTrump Please just stop tweeting

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

Trying very hard to stay positive and failing

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

It's likely not good that I dread being alone with my thoughts

[Tanner Cottle @cottle_tanner]

It's amazing how tired you can get working a slow job doing absolutely nothing