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@skylrk

[christian @cottobonii]

house music is great because you don’t need visuals to enjoy it

you can close your eyes and get lost in the groove in a crowd of 5 people or 5000

[christian @cottobonii]

All these City fans, the players worked hard, the football was great blah blah blah.

If City hadn’t cheated the players wouldn’t be there in the first fucking place. Surely that’s the whole point.

[christian @cottobonii]

Key & Peele being better ranked than Chappelle’s Show is nuts.

[christian @cottobonii]

Paying refs at Barca.
Blood doping at Bayern.
Financial cheating at city.

Pep Guardiola is the Lance Armstrong of football.

[Amberlawes @ambernenelawes]

Time to spend all day together again 🤪❤️

[christian @cottobonii]

Pep committed the crime and left before the walls closed in. Hilarious.

[christian @cottobonii]

Alhamdulilah, city found guilty durk found non guilty i could actually cry.

[christian @cottobonii]

I just witnessed a 16 year old Chelsea fan ask a 48 year old Arsenal fan what he knows about Champions league 😭😭

[christian @cottobonii]

The fact that you gotta wait for a PS5 game to install after putting the disc in will never sit right with me.

[christian @cottobonii]

can you guys believe that we got obsession, exit 8, iron lung, send help, 28 days later: the bone temple, leviticus, backrooms, and resident evil all in one year and we still have whalefall and werwulf to look forward to

[christian @cottobonii]

cocoon has more music videos then lyfe, afterlyfe, and adl

[christian @cottobonii]

Being able to charge an iPhone, a weed pen, AirPods, a hookah and a PS5 controller on the same cord don’t sit right with me

[christian @cottobonii]

i love when the weather in new york feel like you in an HBO series

[christian @cottobonii]

BOOBIES

[christian @cottobonii]

Mfs call you silver spoon cause yo parents did their job 😭 sorry paper plate 🤣

[christian @cottobonii]

i love joining discord servers just to mute all messages and pings and never open it again

[christian @cottobonii]

been laughing over this channing tatum shit for an hour like LMAOOOO

[christian @cottobonii]

Might quit nicotine and caffeine at the same time just to misery max

[christian @cottobonii]

greek yogurt is not a “take your time & enjoy it” food. big spoonfuls. minimal chewing. get that protein in & MOVE ON 😭😭