pseudointellectual

[basil moonjelloz @M00NJELLOZ]

hey siri call my fishes

siri: calling.... calling....

my fishes: 🐠🐠🐡🐠🐟🐠🐡🐠🐟🐡🐡🐠🐠🐠🐠🐟🐟🐟🐡🐡🐠🐠🐡🪼

[alison (is in her greatest lock in in herstory) @edofad]

omfg is this the method ???

[sasha @skinnycityy]

i love making people laugh, i feel like this

[lacy @danysreddoor]

archive of OUR own

[haram iman 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @haramsomalinimo]

Forgot to buy deodorant three days in a row

[angie @fatmustyincel]

Im ready to throw my life away Lets all die

[mazzy ⚢ @petalmazzy]

“we have such high hopes for you!” lower them immediately

[Kaelix 🍏🦊 @Kaelix_yako]

My town is already setting up the giant christmas tree 😭😭😭

[Isaac 🥉 @ColomaIsaacJeff]

THE PHILIPPINES IS A SPIDEY COUNTRY 😭😭😭 HAHAHA ANUTOOO

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

But can you survive Tina?

[moose @mooseincrisis]

just in case anyone thought i was kidding.

[َ @__Lily__pond]

August kinda feel like there’s a giant imaginary clock ticking on top of your head

[FemDogCel/Rotten Princess Girl @karawhy_]

who the FUCK is this

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

english cigarettes after sex call that fag post shag

[fawn @fawnncel]

and retarded and broke and ugly and lazy and weird and awkward and unlikable

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[rexy ✨ @rexzyyqwq]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ONION LOL