Itzel 🦭

God’s sleepiest soldier

[pigeon @defaultpast]

the string inside a candle:

[daizey @daizey_ow]

going negative on your main feels like this

[dakota @im2hai]

when you yawn and a tear rolls down your cheek

[paige ☭ @justalittlesore]

crazy this is a hot take now but i think people deserve the to go outside and mind their business without worrying about being photographed and posted online without their knowledge or consent

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

How it feels to feel behind in life even though there’s not a concrete timeline for anything and you just made one up in your head

[tommy! @tomhtx]

entire TL shitting on doomsday trailer & i thought it was great

[JT @ThatDamnJosh_]

Niggas watching the Odyssey but don’t watch they own kids

That shit is ODD TO SEE

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

David Brouillette, the ICE officer who shot and killed Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero in Maine, is an Army veteran who has a history of terrifying and violent behavior, his close relatives say https://t.co/hGPqC78DcM

[Max the Observer 🦭 @strepmommy]

what happens 2-3 days after your therapy appointment where you had “nothing to talk about”:

[Itzel 🦭 @cottonswxbs]

@ChefWaites meeee

[raticoncito @n0thasghey]

@mcvncent 185F???? Gurrrl, we are not thanksgiving turkeys. And that’s on Fahrenheit periodt.

[V. @mcvncent]

Cyclospora dies at 158°F so literally all we would have to do is put the weather machine at that temperature for ONE minute. ONE MINUTE! We would all be really musty but it’s literally just one minute... then boom! Diarrhea over

[Cinnamon @cinnam00npie]

That’s me fr omfg 😭

[jetpack cat :3 @jetpackcatt]

meow meowww meow 💃 meow meowww meow 💃 meow meowww meow 💃

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[ANIME GALAXZY @AnimeGalaxzy]

Kataang

[yadi ⋆˚꩜｡⋆. @strawberryadi]

lately