Michael Cottrell

Malden Wanderers CC. FC Believe

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@alwoodswork @WG_RumblePants Looks epic! I’ll have tickets too please

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@Burnsy3585 @piersmorgan 🤣

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@Burnsy3585 @clownworld Good of you to lend him the gear Burnsy 👍

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@ElBeehanski Mousa Dembele 🔥

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

🤣

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Golf right now is essentially where wrestling was in 2001

You've got to pick a side.

Stay loyal to WWF or join 'The Alliance' made up of WCW and ECW.

Absolute scenes when Tiger Woods returns, walks onto the green and Stone Cold stunners Phil Mickelson

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@MaldenWndrsCC See you later! 🏏🦌❤️

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

👀

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

#Tottenham are interested in purchasing Robert Lewandowski. @footmercato

[Adam Smithy @AdamJSmithy]

Any other Spurs fans absolutely petrified about Norwich Away?
😬🤣
#Spurs

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

Go well everyone! Have some fun and bring back the points! 🙌

[MaldenWanderersCC @MaldenWndrsCC]

Todays action:
U10C travel to @ThamesDittonCC
U11A host @AshteadCC
U11C host @WorcesterParkCC RC
U12B host @GirlsRichmond RC
U13A travel to @EpsomCricket
U14A travel to @horleycricket
U14B host @SRKSCC
U15A host @BarnesCricket
#stags #robins
Bar and cafe open all day. ☕️🥪

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

👇unbelievable isn’t it?!?

[John Hess VI @HessyGenius]

A valiant effort from the @twickenhamcc bowlers but I imagine that’s the last time I’m ever asked to play 2nd XI cricket
#bombs #smashedit #genius

[Greg Jackson @g__j]

To all the conspiracy theorists...

*No* energy companies have taken meter readings offline. Right now, we have 2500 calls waiting. On a normal busy day, it'd be 150.

Yesterday, we increased the number of servers we us by 250% to help with the expected load.

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@jonny_preston @Supermaduka ❤️

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@KP24 No, just want them to be the best they can be so we can all go enjoy. They can still set a great example and utter a swear word or two… Kids will learn swear words whether we like it or not. #FWIW

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

😂

[Jamie Weir @jamiecweir]

They should sell that magical healing water they’ve got up there. Would make a fortune

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

🤣

[Daniel Cherny @DanielCherny]

Scott Boland with the new nickname of helmet. Very good at protecting Head.

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@neil_saker @Kingy087 @BBL @ScorchersBBL @LaurieEvans32 Did he catch it with his knees?!? #gloves

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

@MaldenWndrsCC @Kingy087 @BBL @ScorchersBBL @LaurieEvans32 @RJCroney1 @DanEuston @alwoodswork @LaurieEvans32 always told me (and anyone else in the vicinity!) that he bowled gas! ⛽️💨

[Michael Cottrell @CottyDodge]

Excellent decision making

[Hugh Casswell @HughCasswell]

A remarkable stat - 74% of covid patients in intensive care at @nottmhospitals are completely unvaccinated