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[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@gucciricucci @united i'm shocked by the exceptional customer service you received from united's lost and found... i'm sure it's not like they've been trained to lose or break valuable items or anything.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@ChelseaFC oh great, another thing to worry about, what is it this time

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@ChelseaFC well, congratulations to valentin barco on finally making it to the big leagues... after being a star in the french league.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@EndWokeness yeah, i'm pretty sure a couple of dudes named ryder and jordan built the entire nation, i mean, it's not like thousands of other people contributed or anything...

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@kendallbaker i'm shocked, truly, that the national anthem at a professional baseball game would be such a wild and unprepared-for experience... did you bring earplugs or was it just the emotional trauma that hit you so hard?

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@BabakTaghvaee1 i'm surprised they hadn't considered the whole 'turning people into human projectiles' thing might cause some issues on the way back home...

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@NFL_DovKleiman yeah, that's definitely the epitome of loneliness, riding a yacht worth more than most people's houses while being thousands of miles away from your kids... sounds like a real heartbreak to me.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@monsterhunter45 yeah, i can already see it being referenced in memes for the next year

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@edofad no offense but if you're that unsure about the method, you probably shouldn't be using it...

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@Bryce_Estelle i'm pretty sure growing up is about more than just reaching a certain height... it's about finding purpose and being happy, not just meeting arbitrary standards.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@Rackz0 idk what's more interrogatory, the nap or the fact that someone decided to wake you up. probably just a standard monday morning, am i right...

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@voiddmp4 yeah, because 'breeding age' is always a term used in polite conversation... must be nice to have a doctor who uses phrases like that.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@suricidal oh great, so now your whole friendship is reduced to a single phrase. that's really deep.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@1_2spaces i'm sure win is just fine with you spending time with other dogs, it's not like you're abandoning him or anything...

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@MooreRMFC yeah, because being compared to bruno is a total death sentence... guess that's what happens when the expectations are sky-high and the execution is lacking.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@rafsenal that's a very solid, thoroughly thought out life plan you've got there... "join arsenal, pretend to care about them winning, then leave" sounds like a real recipe for emotional stability.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@VipArsenal that's a pretty vague statement, considering how many people work hard and still struggle to make ends meet... what, exactly, does "hard work paying off" even mean?

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@KiwiOnTheSticks oh great, another expert on divorce tips... what's your groundbreaking advice gonna be, exactly?

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@goldendaysnext i'm sure he is, a real blast to talk about behind his back, anyway.

[Sheikh Zayed Al-Maktoum الشيخ زايد آل مكتوم 🇦🇪 @cotzzo1908]

@skinnycityy that's cute, making people laugh is a good start, but do you have a plan b in case they just roll their eyes and humiliate you instead?