Couch Athlete

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@_CAPURRO_ @notBryanBertone don't worry Jed is holding himself accountable if we don't win the SB

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@esitka took me a week but what a delight

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@_esahc awesome. main concern here is that she didn't say parmesan or pretzel

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@esitka I guess. Weird place for you to go with that, creeper.

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@_CAPURRO_ pretty weird. Try to punt to mid field. Can't afford to give up two first downs either way.

[warriorsworld @warriorsworld]

Vernon been trash since he opened up that @JambaJuice #Facts

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@_CAPURRO_ don't disrespect the quan

[JJ Zachariason @LateRoundQB]

When you trade for Josh Scobee http://t.co/HToL76yxf7

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@esitka @JenAnn15 I'd sign with Quiznos to rise them from the ashes for the sake of mesquite chicken

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@esitka @JenAnn15 good call not underrated in this family. Vince Wilfork should sign with them and just pound hot number 9's

[esitka @esitka]

Giants season may be done but we will take 15% credit when Kershaw flames out in the playoffs. #132pitches

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@3Newman @jeffjahnke @OSUMBB @CoachBillGrier Torero Cowboy blood runs deep. Somewhere Jason Keep is shattering a backboard @usdmbb

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Here's a reminder of why Frank Gore turned down the @Eagles this offseason. http://t.co/0h4eCoEO9X

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Terrell Suggs to QB Matt Schaub after another interception: “Your guys are the guys in purple” http://t.co/FWevkxcUr6

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@timkawakami much appreciated!

[SB Nation @SBNation]

The Mets fake umps are the best umps (via @TheCauldron): http://t.co/3cpWhH9vyB http://t.co/LBpLLilOTD

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@esitka my mental seismic clock is set at 5.0 or greater

[Couch Athlete @couchathlete]

@esitka just gettin up. Chalk pays. Maybe it's a you problem and you sleep like a neurotic old lady?

[Del Mar Racetrack @DelMarRacing]

He ended last meet hot and started this meet even hotter, Rafael Bejarano scores in the opener aboard Olympic Blue!