StewVirginia

Grant Avenue warrior, certified Pitt hater.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

Remember, you can't spell dumb bastard without B.R.A.D. Osama Brad Laden is the dumbest mf on the planet. #WVU

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

Holy hell, our away game attendance looks a lot like a pitt sellout crowd.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

West Virginia brought an impressive amount of fans to Charlotte for Morgantown being 6 1/2 hours away.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

@IAlsoHatepitt I'm feeling like they are going to follow this up by disappointing me in the most epic way. I really hope they don't.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

I reached out to the John Denver estate in response to these virginia hoo-hahs claiming Country Roads is their song. It turns out Denver wrote an alternative version that was never released. I have permission to share it today. @UVAFootball #WVU

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

pitters are finally admitting the ACC is overrated.

[Talk is pitt @TIP8915]

Neither the Panthers or West Virginia should be ranked. We struggled in our last game and kind of in the game before and West Virginia barely got past Coastal and beat an overrated Virginia team.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

@Hennyyyyyy4 Yes, everything you posted above is 100% correct. Especially the last part.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

Facts:
1. east virginia is a slave state that lost the Civil War.
2. The east virginia college of hoo-hahs got their ass beat last night in NC by West Virginia.
3. No one ever wrote a song about east virginia.
4. pitt eats shit.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

@breytw Yeah, something definitely stunk, it was your Hoo-hahs. West Virginia > east virginia.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

@UVASPORTSPARODY I think your Hoo-hahs fell a little short.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

You weak ass secessionists tried that once, and it went just as badly as last night.

[Elliott Harding @Harding4VA]

We plan to redraw the map

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

@jnpheen I was thinking that for sure, and I am still leaning that way. He has definitely not lived up to the hype so far. I do recognize that we made some solid adjustments quickly, but I am waiting to see what we do over the next 4 games.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

I love that this weak ass Hoo-hah likes to shit post then lock comments. You know his wife's girlfriend is pegging him with a WVU dildo.

[Elliott Harding @Harding4VA]

WVU fans listening to this as a means of distraction on 81 tomorrow, saying “we had them in the first half”

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

@badaccrefs You aren't letting anything happen. You just aren't good enough to stop it.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

And the Hoo-hahs got stage fright. On the bright side, the hard part of their schedule is over. They can now go home and cry over the fact that John Denver didn't write his song about a slave state. He just wasn't good with geography.

[Virginia Football @UVAFootball]

The stage 🏟️

#GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

@wvEsquiress Preach it Queen!! We are much better off when we are disrespected.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

1st you lost West Virginia to the Union. Then you lost your war to defend slavery to the Union. Now you've lost to West Virginia again. Now head on back to east virginia, hoo-hahs.

[Virginia Football @UVAFootball]

Defend our state

#GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

West Virginia had more fans at an away game than pitt will have in total for all of their home games. #EatShitpitt #EastvirginiaalsoEatsShit

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

West Virginia brought an impressive amount of fans to Charlotte for Morgantown being 6 1/2 hours away.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

@beaugbowden Actually, a lot of people in WV do know who he is. We just don't care.

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

Nothing changed?? You were 2-0, now you are 2-1. You were ranked 25th now you will not be ranked. BTW, out of the two teams who played in Charlotte last night, John Denver only played that song at a home game for one of them. West Virginia > east virginia.

[Elliott Harding @Harding4VA]

Oh noooo we lost! Oh no! What happens now?! Did we lose in the ACC rankings?! Did WVU win the Big 12?! Did the lyrics of Country Roads change to recognize an illegitimate state?? What happened?!?! Oh…nothing? Nothing changed? We don’t get extra mayonnaise? Shucks!!!

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

Serious question. Why are you the biggest dumbass on this app?

[Henny @Hennyyyyyy4]

Serious question does wvu have their own song?

They are always singing either

Country Roads - Virginia
Or
Sweet Caroline - Pitt

[StewVirginia @CouchBurning]

NGL, I generally have zero interest in anything related to Ole Miss or LSU, but seeing Lane Kiffin get smacked in his whore mouth last night was very relaxing.