CouchCritique

Assess. Adapt. Conquer. Chelsea fan. Beautiful football admirer.

[CouchCritique @CouchCritique]

@Statford_Bridge Estevao???

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Quenda sucks

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Zero ball knowledge

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Mikel: "I think Emi Martinez can be the guy for us, world cup winner, confident, character, arrogance, you need that"

"Sanchez is not that guy, I can't keep repeating myself, the one place that every Chelsea fan is crying out for is GK" (@obionepodcast)

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Pys @CFCPys]

Club still have a lot of work to do in the transfer market. Result I don’t care about, it’s what’s in the result. Clear need for two more quality midfielders, a CB and an attacking LB at minimum.

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Why not go for Arne Slot? Weird

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Newcastle are set to announce new head coach Matthias Jaissle as Eddie Howe’s successor tomorrow on a four-year contract.

The club have agreed to pay £9.5m (€11m) compensation to Saudi side Al-Ahli for Jaissle 🚨

[Kieran Doyle @Statford_Bridge]

As a reminder, a suspended ban means: if you break these specific rules again, you get a 2 window ban.

If we don't, no punishment.

[Jb @simplyjb22]

Dastan Satpaev vs Western Sydney Wanderers FC

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Emenalo and Satpaev mighty impressive

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Real Madrid expected to sign Yan Diomande from RB Leipzig. 1st bid rejected ~10 days ago, 2nd (€100m fixed, €120m package) set to be rejected but agreement likely soon. #PSG out; 19yo returns to #RBLeipzig on Mon with wish to join #RMFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/xc6EPzjCdr

[CouchCritique @CouchCritique]

How is Sarr going to pre-season and not Jackson?

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Who will buy the Chelsea deadbeat??? We’ve already raised 200m

[Max @MaxFSport]

Told through the loan fee and obligation to buy, which is easily achievable, Chelsea will achieve their £42.7m valuation for Garnacho.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[CouchCritique @CouchCritique]

always played with heart, had a few bad games here and there but under competent managers he was really good. wish him best of luck for this coming Sunday!

[Rahman osman @iamrahmanosman]

Funny how the narrative changes. All of a sudden, Cucurella is getting the praise many felt he deserved all along. Perhaps a move to Madrid has changed perceptions. At Chelsea, his performances rarely received the same level of appreciation.

[TC @totalcristiano]

Cucurella escorting Olise out of the stadium

[CouchCritique @CouchCritique]

Zero word on Cucurella from expert Chelsea fans who unequivocally branded him as shit

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What about the LB everyone slagged off pocket Dembele and Olise comfortably?

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

Nice to see Chelsea's big money defensive target getting absolutely fricasseed

[CouchCritique @CouchCritique]

Cucurella bossing

[CouchCritique @CouchCritique]

Nope

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Senne Lammens, can you deliver another "Felt Safe" ?