Dmitry

Chelsea over land and sea... and Leicester.

ST MHL 11.

I do not check my DMs. For mclachbot support just @ me directly (or better yet hit me up on bsky)

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

re: mclachapp tech support.

Thanks to Elon Musk's stellar work with this platform, my DMs is basically a cavalcade of porn and crypto scam. If you want me to fix something in mclachapp, just @ me please.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@cobham_warrior All those things are also a problem, it's not an either or proposition

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

To be fair, I also ask all the time why he was signed.

[Kieran Gill @kierangill_DM]

I’m not saying Danny Welbeck is the answer to all of Chelsea’s problems, but do have to ask: why was the 35-year-old signed if not to start as an actual striker when Joao Pedro is injured?

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@Green_3101 The issue is both of them.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@JamesC11237380 He was hard, I'll give him that. But he doesn't produce much of use. And with regards to the rest of your observation, he was brought in specifically to try and fix the team mentality, and that clearly isn't happening. But to be fair, I think it was an unfair expectation.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

We're a pretty average team of fair weather primadonnas, none of whom are interested in personal growth or showing any graft when the situation is tough. We've been this for a while and any attempts to fix it have been performative. We're going to keep getting games like this.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@JamesC11237380 I thought he was extremely average as well today

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@CFCRobL His best stretch at Chelsea has been with Nicolas Jackson in front of him, a guy he had no appreciation for and seemed happy to run off for a bunch of his City buddies.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@CFCRobL We have two players giving interviews about the origin story of their joint celebration bromance before the ball was ever kicked. I think the unseriousness problem is far bigger than Fofana and Gusto

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

On a player by player basis, this might be, for me, the most unlikeable team of my lifetime. Other than Josh I can't think of any players I have any emotional investment in, which is a big reason I've been completely checked out this season.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

This is a team that I believe, is bottom half in most underlying attacking metrics. If we don't score wondershots, our attack basically has nothing.

Playing a midfield 3 and dropping Palmer into DMs to get the build up going is tactical malpractice.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

Absurd that this is a penalty and the one on Palmer wasn't

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

Palestra is simply shocking

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@qavn14 I want to be an Azeroth ranger
I want to live a life of danger
I want to raid C'thun every week
Chase him up and down the street
Here's to the girl that I love best (spoiler alert - it's Sylvanas)...

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

Chelsea admin is apparently very excited for the release of WoW Forever

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Get an early night, Blues. You'll want to be tuned in tomorrow. 💙

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@qavn14 Spontaneously singing "I want to be an Azeroth ranger" in discord

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@qwertycfc @Statford_Bridge @Criss_Crossv2 Respectfully I haven't posted about Rogers since I barely posted anything about Chelsea since the start of the season. He's doing amazing and I couldn't care any less

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@Da_MoNasI Yes

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

re: mclachapp tech support.

Thanks to Elon Musk's stellar work with this platform, my DMs is basically a cavalcade of porn and crypto scam. If you want me to fix something in mclachapp, just @ me please.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

What's everyone's temperature on Penders nowadays?

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@BozoSpotter Sure, they'll need to sell a bunch of players. So they'll sell a bunch of players. That's what their model is designed to do. They've already demonstrated they're willing to sell useful players.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

It's the culture set by Clearlake. That's who we are as long as Eghbali is in charge

[Gary Thompson ⭐️⭐️ @Garysonfire]

There needs to be analysis done on us and how things unravel at lightening speed.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

@BozoSpotter What do you think happens if we miss the CL again?