Couch Dad

content with the couch

[Couch Dad @couchdad_]

Just woke up

[Stadium @Stadium]

HESTERy made! Devin Hester scores his record-breaking 20th return TD & Falcons lead Bucs at half, 35-0 #ATLvsTB

[Couch Dad @couchdad_]

@coffee_dad if you want to come sit on the #couch for a #latenightchat, feel free to stop by

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

too much coffee

[Couch Dad @couchdad_]

Hey @lazboy where's my remote? #UpsetFather #TooMuchCushion #ForThePushin'

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@_tha_tularemia thanks for the follow. Want to order a couple party subs and lay on the couch? #NightCap

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Polishing off my second cold cut of the afternoon with some whole milk. #Gainingseason

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#SharkWeek2014 is here...the only thing more graphic than this week comes after I drink too much egg nogg with boxes of red hots #ShartWeek

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Keep forgetting it's PM..this basement is like a dungeon that's filled with processed meats and enough sugar to take down a horse #Blessed

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it's all fun & games until that cub snatches your ChimyChanga away RT @Earth_Pics: close-up of a young Tiger cub http://t.co/WTvh0YDB6x

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is that a one size fits all? In the market for one RT @Fascinatingpics : A baby elephant in a raincoat http://t.co/Ccqor9xuZ4

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I went to the gym last week. Paced myself on the bike while I #killedtwobirdswithonestone by watching the @FoodNetwork

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#ImHappyBecause I have been on my throne for the last 72 hours with enough chip crumbs on my shirt to fill a bag of Party Size Tostitos

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Boy, whatta weekend. to my left is Stouffer & Lean cuisine memories, & on my right is my last 2 liter of OJ (@SunkistSoda) #blessed #bender

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Nothing I love more than the couch.#120talk ,what athlete(s) would you guys like to spend an afternoon on the @lazboy watching #sports with?

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#EsuranceSave30

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"@EWErickson: “Dad, come wipe my bottom or I’ll sit on the couch,” yells the 4yo. #blackmail" last thing you want is a soiled #couch

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"@emmaNem308: How my dad falls asleep on the couch  http://t.co/y4VVbMtX5Y" now THAT'S skill!

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What year is it? #couchdad #newyearsnap

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This Calypso is gettin me goofy #whoa