Couch Locks

🏈 🏀 🛋️ You’ve come to the right couch 🛋 ⚾️ 🏒

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🚨MAX PLAY🚨

Texas Stars (-120) vs SanDiego Gulls

We’re so confident in this play that we moved the line on Kalshi, don’t miss out.

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@EA_enterprises Easily

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If the hawk tuah girl was a football team she would be Colorado.

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@mitchell_ross4 @Ihartitz You suck @mitchell_ross4 “Ross the Boss” keep complaining….

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✅ Trust your sack ✅

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🏀 Kentucky +7.5 🏀

This one is just ticklin my balls the right way

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🏀 Kentucky +7.5 🏀

This one is just ticklin my balls the right way

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Ws in the chat

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ALABAMA LIVE ML. It is currently 13-7 5:29 to go in the 2nd Q ……DO IT NOW!!!!!!

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ALABAMA LIVE ML. It is currently 13-7 5:29 to go in the 2nd Q ……DO IT NOW!!!!!!

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Is everyone prepared for the couch comeback?

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BIG GAME BOB

✅Oklahoma -7 (1,000U)

we smoke that duck pack all the way down to the roach. That’s an easy ass dub and if you were on Oregon quit sports gambling now.

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Lost our last max play but that’s when we come back with a heater🔥

MAX PLAY

Oklahoma -7 (1,000U)

We smoking that duck pack tonight fellas! Bob isn’t gonna lose this game for the Sooners🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

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I was wondering why Oregon threw a 65 yard TD and now I know why. You always know how to fuck things up

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NCAAF
Oklahoma -6.5✅

It’s a Bob Stoops time of year

Run me another fat winning day

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Lost our last max play but that’s when we come back with a heater🔥

MAX PLAY

Oklahoma -7 (1,000U)

We smoking that duck pack tonight fellas! Bob isn’t gonna lose this game for the Sooners🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

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MAX PLAY

Cardinals -2.5 (10U)

Coming off a terrible loss to the lions, Kyler and the Cardinals will fly high tonight. Bring me Wentz’s cheeks 😋

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@LocksCaptain @CactusLocks @only4pf Expose him!!!

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ITS OVERRRRRRR

Steelers gave us a sweat but you know who’s coming out on top

#SKOLNATION

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MAX PLAY

Vikings -3 (5U)

Kirk Cousins > Ben Worthlessberger

The purple people eaters are coming off a terrible loss and need a huge bounce back game at home.