Couch Man

I love my couch, cigarettes, and blowjobs

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Remember that time I shaved my arm pits cuz my mom said they were too hairy? #YaThatHappened #CouchProblems

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

@EEcigs I'm all about that OG cig smoke #CamelBlues #MalboroReds #NoECigs

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Just like cigarettes, this Twitter account is making a come back #Cigs #🚬

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

I'm so excited to smoke cigarettes at all the music festivals this summer. Cigs & music #couchon

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

A pack a day keeps the girls away, even on Valentine's Day #TooCouched

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

I really hope that detox tea worked! #couchproblems

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

My next tattoo is gonna be of a couch! #TripleFosh!

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Did you know that I own more wife beaters than t shirts? #CouchFacts

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Why would anyone wanna quit? #HeavenSticks

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Slept on Courtney's couch last night cuz it's nicer than my one at home #LoveNiceCouches #CouchLife

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

I'm a potato

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

May have gotten caught takin a dab at canopy tonight #whoops

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Can't even make this shit up

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Canoing in the car #totalcouchmove

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Couchin ain't easy man. Especially when you have mono, pneumonia, a fever, 2 ear infections and a ruptured ear drum #mustcouchharder

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

The world is about to experience the ultimate couch #monocouch

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

"Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of her" -couchman on lady couch

[Couch Man @Couchman4Life]

Of course I'm still up playing 2k14. Whos got next game? The night is still young #adderal #cigs