2 TVs Evan, Esq.

I'm your favorite tweeter's favorite tweeter

[2 TVs Evan, Esq. @eribeaux]

Tigers might get no hit today. I should pin this tweet.

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@tigers What did we do to deserve this?

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I am declaring this team's season over. Please get out of my life @tigers

[SNY @SNYtv]

Gage Workman throws it away and two runs score for the Mets!

[seth @kappyland]

not now kitten, daddy's baseball team fucking sucks

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@OPSenheimer Bullpen has been atrocious but this is not accurate and not what this stat shows: Tigers are 0-2 in games in which they’ve outscored the opponent by 5 *in any individual inning*. Both of those games were in Arizona.

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@tigers Send entire bullpen to Toledo

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

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@ttwentyman Oh now they’re in trouble? They were in trouble in Week 1

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Eliminated by Aaron Rodgers Week 16 at home

[2 TVs Evan, Esq. @eribeaux]

Official Evan Lions season prediction:
- 7-10, miss playoffs
- 2-8 in one score games
- Start 0-3 and 1-4
- Dan Campbell cries at the podium after week 5 OT loss to Bengals
- Climb back to 5-6 before losing to Packers on Thanksgiving
- Eliminated by Aaron Rodgers Week 16 at home

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Just put me out of my misery already @Lions I don’t wanna do this anymore

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@Lions Fire all coaches and fold the franchise

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Disband the franchise @Lions

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Lions lose

[2 TVs Evan, Esq. @eribeaux]

Bears get to play the Packers without Love or Parsons. Meanwhile Aaron Rodgers will end the Lions season tomorrow. Cool

[2 TVs Evan, Esq. @eribeaux]

I have little sympathy for Notre Dame, which lost to these two teams, but it’s crazy that there wasn’t a spot for BYU in this tournament

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Texas A&M’s punter just made the best throw of this game so far

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And the season is now 100% over immediately after a game altering call. Bye bye Lions see you never

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The refs in the Lions game are out of their minds

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Our civilization is crumbling. Justin Bieber is Bowling Alone

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

Went to where I shot my music video for baby

This is what happened

[2 TVs Evan, Esq. @eribeaux]

Never wrong, just early

[2 TVs Evan, Esq. @eribeaux]

Sherrone Moore you are going to jail my friend

[2 TVs Evan, Esq. @eribeaux]

Hoooo boy

[Anthony Broome @anthonytbroome]

Michigan has fired Sherrone Moore for an inappropriate relationship with a staffer. Biff Poggi is the interim head coach.